2036: A bio-mechanical processing factory, thirty miles off of the Colombian coast, accidentally dumps twenty-thousand tons of cocaine into the Pacific. A newly designated task force deploys 71-year-old Charlie Sheen, wearing only a life jacket, to absorb the spill.
Hah – I’m reminded of a Dennis Leary bit, in which he points out that talents like Joplin and Hendrix will OD at a young age, but bands like Motley Crue can go into a room with two-tons of high-grade drugs and the only negative result is a new album release.
I wanted to find one of the most ironic things I have ever seen but I can’t find it online: The SNL skit where an old, old, John Belushi dances on the graves of all the SNL cast members he outlived.
2036: A bio-mechanical processing factory, thirty miles off
I’m sorry, I just don’t buy this one. Seriously, Charlie Sheen makes it to 71? Nonsense.
Welcome back Psychic Bill!
Hah – I’m reminded of a Dennis Leary bit, in which he points out that talents like Joplin and Hendrix will OD at a young age, but bands like Motley Crue can go into a room with two-tons of high-grade drugs and the only negative result is a new album release.
I wanted to find one of the most ironic things I have ever seen but I can’t find it online: The SNL skit where an old, old, John Belushi dances on the graves of all the SNL cast members he outlived.
I couldn’t find it either, but I’ve seen the skit in question – I actually find it kind of poignant/depressing considering the reality.
What would Belushi have thought of Aykroyd’s role in Crossroads? What would he have thought of Blues Brothers 2000? Ugh.