Category: Psychic Bill Predicts
2023: The first prime time show with a cast made entirely of digitally-resurrected
dead celebrities airs. Michael Jackson is dropped after the pilot, his true-to-life
re-creation being deemed as too unbelievable a caricature.
March 25, 2057: First human settlement established on Mars.
March 26, 2057: First time an online post is made claiming Mars
colony is a fake created to cover up the faked moon landing.
By 2056 humanity will have invented jetpacks and hover-skateboards.
In this technological utopia, breakfast will come in a series of
miniaturized containers – these “Variety Packs” will usually
contain at least two boxes of Fruit Loops, two boxes of
Corn Flakes, and some Rice Krispies.
I have discovered a new favourite-thing-ever: Psychic Bill Murray.
Allow me to demonstrate.