Parenting Pro-Tip
Having multiple school-aged children is like licking a mangy goat that’s just finished wildly rampaging through the scariest of the Center for Disease Control’s storage freezers.
Either burn everything they’ve worn in their school day and put them through a series of intense radiation baths, or consider living in a hazmat suit for sixteen years.
I may install a kiddie pool full of antibacterial hand-sanitizer in the front yard.
As you may know, we own and operate a commercial cleaning company. One of our accounts happens to be a very large Pre-School. I feel your pain.
Jeff
I can only imagine. On behalf of those parents for whom you’re fighting the good fight, I applaud you. (Consider it a 21-flush salute.)
This is also why new teachers get sick at an alaraming rate. And the newer the teacher, and the younger their students, the sicker they get.
A great point – also, (and not to cast any aspersions on your nobility,) I’d like to imagine you pairing up the children of particularly annoying parents, just as a little bacterial payback.
My first few years of working in daycare were the sickest of my life. Closely followed by this year, my first year as mother of a school aged child.
It’s tough now, but we’ll be the ones who survive the coming (non-zombie) plague.