Saturdays
A scan from World at War #35, from 1982:
You can click the ad page to see a larger version – I’m going to insist any future advice I give is endorsed by “The Head Psychiatrist”.
I wonder how many Saturdays I’ve spent setting up the various versions of the Windows operating system.
I like that the ninja is based out of Georgia. The birth place of all great ninjas!
Seriously. I also love that the difference between ‘Instant Self Defense’ and full out ‘Ninja Training’ is a buck ninety-five.
And if the training doesn’t work out just send $5 to a PO box and become an instant millionaire. Once you’re a millionaire just hire ninjas to protect you.
This just proves that everything was easier back in the day.
Easier and better. Reagan and Thatcher were stronger than the Berlin wall. If they existed now they’d have a fancy Hollywood name like “Reatcher” or “Thatgan”. Argentina grew a sack but was given a 2 month long pimp slap from the Empire’s Navy. Michael Jackson was still black, released Thriller and probably hadn’t molested anyone yet. You could still tamper with medicine. Most importantly emoticons were invented 🙂
Nice, but The Reatcher sounds like a twelve foot tall hell lord (with the taunt shouting heads of Regan and Thatcher for nipples) that you might encounter in the late levels of one of the second-class Castlevania games.