Category: mobile thought
Instructions
This is another quick snap from the road that I meant to post up the other day.
I think they’re telling me not to explode while filling up?
When I see stick-person signage, I always have to wonder about the person who created it. Are they an aspiring artist who just hasn’t made it yet? Do they sit down to work thinking “Yes! Today I get to do the explosion logo”?
Did the original version of this warning involve severed limbs, only to have some editorial overlord ask the enthusiastic creator to dial it back a bit?
The Old One-Two
Here’s another shot from yesterday on the road – I realized after I took it that I should probably file off the serial numbers.
If I understand this sign correctly, you pay them to, say, hit you with a baseball bat, then you pay them again to rehabilitate you.
Brain Food
My birthday cake!
Cookie
This is no fortune, this is just an awkward ’70s come-on line.