Category: Psychic Bill Predicts
Psychic Bill On Automatic Writing
2017: For three months, Ouija Blogs become all the rage.
Psychic Bill on TV's Afterlife
2023: The first prime time show with a cast made entirely of digitally-resurrected
dead celebrities airs. Michael Jackson is dropped after the pilot, his true-to-life
re-creation being deemed as too unbelievable a caricature.
Psychic Bill on Grammar…
2056: Twenty-one is made the new minimum legal age to use ellipses.
Psychic Bill On International Relations
March 10th, 4589: War breaks out in the Middle East.
Psychic Bill On Space Exploration
March 25, 2057: First human settlement established on Mars.
March 26, 2057: First time an online post is made claiming Mars
colony is a fake created to cover up the faked moon landing.
Psychic Bill On Emulation
2032: Marty Jacobs becomes the first man to use his phone to emulate an old
Windows PC for the sole purpose of running an Atari ROM of ET The Extra Terrestrial.
Psychic Bill on Nutrition
By 2056 humanity will have invented jetpacks and hover-skateboards.
In this technological utopia, breakfast will come in a series of
miniaturized containers – these “Variety Packs” will usually
contain at least two boxes of Fruit Loops, two boxes of
Corn Flakes, and some Rice Krispies.
Psychic Bill on Presidential Fiction
It will be less than a decade before the first alternate-history novel is
written about a world in which American President #43 was competent.
World Of The Psychic
I have discovered a new favourite-thing-ever: Psychic Bill Murray.
Allow me to demonstrate.