FPGE18 – Coffin: The Cat Came Back by Opopanax

Welcome to Flash Pulp Guestisode eighteen.

Flash PulpTonight we present Coffin: The Cat Came Back by Opopanax, Part 1 of 1
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This week’s episodes are brought to you by wishing Jessica May a happy birthday over in The Mob

 

Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight, due to wonderful complications related to Jessica May’s birthday, we will be pushing back the intended return of Ruby till Monday. Instead, we present a tale of Coffin and Bunny – by Opop!

 

Coffin: The Cat Came Back by Opopanax

Written by Opopanax
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

Coffin

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FPGE17 – HomeSick by John Donahue

Welcome to Flash Pulp Guestisode seventeen.

Flash PulpTonight we present HomeSick by John Donahue, Part 1 of 1
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Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight Lazarus Caine, lone Defender charged with holding back the night, is persuaded to assist a concerned parent.

 

HomeSick by John Donahue

Written by John Donahue
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

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Sing a Song on Sunday: Wonderful World

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For a while when I was a kid, about the time when Dad left, Mom would play this once or twice while I fell asleep at night. It made me feel safe and relaxed while dozing off.  Now, as a parent, I try to remember those sweet extras mom considered and do the same for my Muffins.

I brought the recording equipment onto the back porch and waited until nearby children settled long enough to play it through. I hope the passing cars and birds add something to your listening experience.

Note: All of my older songs are still available at May Tunes!

 

FP325 – Ruby Departed: A Pin Drop

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode three hundred and twenty-five.

Flash PulpTonight we present Ruby Departed: A Pin Drop, Part 1 of 1
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Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight our heroine, Ruby, encounters two oddly unresponsive young boys amongst the throngs of the shambling undead.

 

Ruby Departed: A Pin Drop

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Ruby Departed

 

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FP324 – Mulligan Smith in From Beyond

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode three hundred and twenty-four.

Flash PulpTonight we present Mulligan Smith in From Beyond, Part 1 of 1
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Tonight we present a tale in which Mulligan Smith, private investigator, stumbles into an unlikely conversation with the dead.

 

Mulligan Smith in From Beyond

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They’d left the sliding door open, and, from somewhere in the sprawl of townhouses and bungalows beyond the balcony, the smell of burgers cooking on an open grill had invaded the apartment. The day-long breeze that seemed to be rolling the sun slowly over the horizon also spared the occasional gust strong enough to toss the white curtains into a haze of lace, and every surge carried the smell of roasting meat further into the silent residence.

The occupants, Trish Adams, a thirty-four-year-old customer service representative for American Airlines, and Scott Clark, a thirty-eight-year-old mechanic and her live-in boyfriend, were leaning heavily over the living room’s broad glass-topped table. The small zen garden that normally filled the surface had been moved to the kitchen counter, as had a collection of guitar magazines and the vintage bottle containing essential oils and diffuser sticks. Now the space was occupied by only a tablet, and the display’s glow was all that stood against the shadows that had begun to creep from underneath the retro-styled couch and its matching chaise lounge.

The couple were not using the furniture, however.

Like eager teens they’d shuffled up to the expanse on their knees, their socked toes digging into the Kashmir rug and their trembling fingers only brushing the screen.

They had used the same approach on each of their previous spirit raisings.

The app that acted as their medium was a simple one: A brown rectangle filled from left-to-right with the alphabet, yes/no options, and, in the bottom corners, indicators for “hello” and “goodbye.” In the center, beneath the pair’s unguided hands, a representation of a planchette wiggled across the digital Ouija board.

Their breath was shallow and their eyes were locked on the device. On the common grass below the balcony, a pair of dogs began a loud and sharp shouting match, and the pointer stopped, aimed at the faux-wood background.

Scott whispered, “do you think -,” but his jaw locked at the largely expected knock.

Mulligan SmithWith popping knees, he stood and answered. Behind the chain-locked front door stood a thin-faced man in a black hoodie.

“There was this old gent who held the entrance for me, so I didn’t ring up. I thought it’d be rude to turn him down, he had to brace himself against his cane to keep from being pushed over.” It was as close to a greeting as Mulligan offered, but it was enough to carry him into the seance area.

Trish remained in her stooped stance.

“Haven’t learned your lesson yet, huh?” inquired the private investigator. He worked hard to keep the smirk out of his voice, but failed.

The customer service rep gave a noncommittal smile, saying, “it was Scott’s suggestion.”

“Oh, bullshit, you were just as curious as I was,” said her boyfriend, as he reached for the dimmer switch on the plum coloured wall.

The room brightened, and Smith asked, “- and what did the phantoms say? No, wait – don’t tell me, I’ll tell you.

“For my first trick, however, I will reveal secrets to amaze and astound: For example, the three grand you told me you sent to the supposed ‘Urban Scholarship Federation’, of Dee-troit, wasn’t the only ‘donation’ you made, was it?”

Trish’s gaze lingered on the now-dark tablet as she spoke. “So I guess you’re sure now that the Urban Scholarship Federation wasn’t a real thing?”

“Yeah, I’m sure. The fact that they were asking you to wire transfer them cash via Western Union should have been a hint,” replied Mulligan, “but that’s not what I asked.”

“Nevermind, though, with my newfound psychic detective powers I’ll answer for you. You sent out two other sums – they were much smaller, and to private individuals, so you didn’t mention them in the hopes of not looking like morons for being burned three times before realizing it.

“At least, that’s what I’m telling myself. It’s better than the incredulous alternative.

”Now, you might think that I just dug up some receipts, or that I’ve peeked into your bank accounts, so let me tell you about a dead boy named Martin, a poor lad of fourteen who died of malnutrition because he kept secretly giving his already-meager supper away to his little brothers. Those unlucky kids, all seven of them living in that tiny house – and the shame of their mother not even noticing his slow starvation as she drank herself through a brewery’s worth of Milwaukee’s Best.”

Scott’s jaw had gone slack, leaving Trish to ask the question, “you – you found Martin’s family?”

Smith blinked. He exhaled. He blinked again.

“You really still believe?” he asked.

“No – I mean, you obviously don’t,” she replied, “but they knew so much about us! They knew about Uncle Kenneth’s cancer, our birthdays – Martin himself told us he’d talked to my Grampy on the other side!”

Mulligan shrugged. “You told them those things yourself, the moment you accepted the app’s request to access your social network data.

“Your favourite apparition, Martin, is only a ghost in the machine. He never really existed, and neither did any of the other poltergeists you were supposedly chatting with – and who all seemed to have mysterious money problems back in the living world.

“For my last trick, I’ll tell you what the Ouija was whispering to you just before I came in: Absolutely nothing, unless you were psyching yourself out. I know this because I was on hand yesterday when the police visited the Motor City college kids who wrote the spirit board program. My gas mileage ain’t going to be cheap, either.

“They were the ones pretending to be Martin and the rest.

“The pseudo-spooks were pretty careful about who they used their back door on – they apparently just wanted decent meals and tuition, not to be greedy – but you weren’t alone in being suckered.

“Still, I, uh, hate to say it, but there isn’t a ghost of a chance of you getting your cash back.”

Scott winced, and Mulligan told him, “frankly, it was a long drive back and I had time to think of a hundred more of those. I can keep going for hours before I have to give up the ghost, I mean, unless you want to just pay me.” The detective pulled a printed invoice from his pocket as he spoke.

Finally standing, Trish made for the front hall – and her cheque book.

 

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True Crime Tuesday: Cut Off Your Nose Edition

Man's Adventure (Samurai Decapitation Pulp Cover)
I think it’s fair to say we’ve all gone too far at least once. We’ve all made decisions in life that we regret. Sometimes you just need to make a clean break – but, on the other hand, not too clean:

From Spain, (via metro.co.uk,) for example, we have the tales of two men with the same thought:

The hapless man, who has not been named, thought he’d be able to fool 11 insurance companies out of £2m by chopping his hand off with an electric saw.

‘The cut was too clean between the bone for a car crash, which is never so clean,’ said accident investigator José Luís Nieto.

‘This man might have got someone to use a saw to cut off his hand. A surgeon would never have done it.’

The second insurance claimant went a step further by cutting off his lower arm and claiming £500,000 for an ‘electric saw accident.’

His claim was also rejected after an investigation.

Well, you know, sometimes you just need to cut your losses and move on.

Sin On Wheels (trailer trash pulp cover)

Moving on, however, was exactly Audrey Ferguson’s problem – as WISTV reports.

The Dorchester County Sheriff’s Office says 51-year-old Audrey Ferguson of the Dorchester community has called EMS at least 100 times in the last seven years.

Is she extremely ill? Does she have a medical fetish? Is she just lonely?

No.

“She’ll have a vague medical complaint, for instance abdominal pain,” said Dorchester County EMS Director Doug Warren. “She has medical complaints that are legitimate, and so until she’s been evaluated and determined not to be sick we have to assume she is.”

– and why would you ever be suspicious of a little old lady?

Ferguson apparently never even went into the hospital to get treated.

Oh.

Instead she told hospital officials she was okay and left.

Huh.

“We transport her to one of the area hospitals and then oftentimes before we can get our paperwork completed she’s signed out from the hospital and gone on to do other things,” said Warren.

Warren called the sheriff’s office and asked for an investigation.

The detective assigned to the case said he wanted to be contacted the next time Ferguson called for an ambulance.

Audrey did, at least, get one more ride on the government’s tab:

On Apr. 2, investigators said Ferguson’s free rides came to an end. A Dorchester County deputy was waiting at Trident Medical Center for an ambulance carrying Ferguson.

According to an incident report, he heard her call her son, saying she needed a ride. He also heard her tell a nurse that she wasn’t ill, that she was actually feeling fine and that she was leaving.

Ferguson did leave…in handcuffs. She was taken to the Dorchester County jail.

– but how could she possibly justify such extravagance!?

On the way to jail, Ferguson told a deputy why she called for an ambulance so many times.

According to the incident report, Ferguson said she didn’t have a car and this was the only way she had to get around and Medicaid paid for it anyway. It was part of her benefits.

Forget looking into cutting healthcare costs, though: Apparently the real savings may be in fuel efficient ambulances.

And all of those ambulance trips taken by Ferguson?

Each one costs $425[.]

Sin Street (Prostitute Pulp Cover)

Finally, OpposingViews.com brings us the tale of an entirely different sort of bill:

Manhattan, Kansas, police are trying to figure out what to do with a man who called 911 in desperation after he could not pay a $400 fee to a prostitute.

The man reportedly requested a two-hour session from the pro in question. At the end of the session, he revealed to the woman that he had no money to pay her with. Understandably, the woman became upset. The man then called the police in fear that the woman or “her boss” would attempt to harm him.

A fear he may have been justified in having – even an honest burger-flipper will have issues with coming into work for a few hours without pay. Still, in the end, all involved received more than they had bargained for.

Riley County Police arrived at the mobile home and interviewed the man and the woman. No immediate arrests were made, but both people were listed as suspects on the criminal report. The man has since been charged with patronizing a prostitute and the woman has been charged with engaging in acts of prostitution.

Sin Street Scarlet Scarlet Patrol (prostitute pulp cover)

FC87 – Just the Tibb

FC87 - Just the Tibb
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Hello, and welcome to FlashCast 87.

Prepare yourself for: A variety of illegal meats, book banning, space movies, Walk The Fire, proactive Dracula, and Mulligan Smith.

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