It's Winter. It's Cold.
The CNN Headline Generator is on the case once again.
I refuse to take the “Canadians smirk” or an SNL style “Oh Really?” tact on this, mostly because I love the almost mad lib aspect of it:
Frankenstein’s Monster: Fire hurts, makes ‘skin burn’
Child: Grandma’s boring, makes ‘sucky afternoon’
Iowan: Hamburger Helper, makes ‘a great meal’