True Crime Tuesday: Crime on the Rocks, with a Twist

This week’s T.C.T. is wall-to-wall comedy – but don’t be fooled, we’ll be covering the big three behind all illegal undertakings: Motive, means, and opportunity.

Motive: First up, a fellow who has some suspicions regarding the motive behind his house being egged.

Means: Being in the building means you have the means – but keeping your mouth shut also means you might not land in the hoosegow.

Opportunity: In the same way that I sometimes use “I’ve got your nose” as an opportunity to sneak one over on Mr. Four, this woman can be said to have given herself a solid distraction for her spectacle snatching.