I actually first noticed this “Cheerios with the goodness of Cheerios” thing during the final ramble of a commercial.
It seems like a pretty circular argument to me – bug spray, now with the greatness of bug spray?
What does it even mean? Where is this goodness coming from? Have all the Cheerio factory workers been given a series of moral tests to ensure only the most pure are handling the ‘O’s?
Do Cheerios somehow save innocent orphans?
Wait – are they made of innocent orphans?