Sometimes CNN’s front page gets confused, and, at those times, I lend a helping hand.
I realize this isn’t a question, I just thought it was cute that they let Bret Michaels’ mom post something on their front page.
I expect a follow-up tomorrow morning: “Why Doesn’t Bret Michaels Call His Parents More Often? They worry.”
Should the sun rise? Should humanity continue to breath? Should monkeys be dressed up in people clothing and given cigars? Should CNN stop asking obvious questions?
Maybe, but, unfortunately, much in the same way that a high-speed car crash can save you from cancer.
I’m hoping for a Broadway show, possibly followed by a book tour.