Call Gamera

Listen – I know this oil leak in the gulf sucks, but:

What if a cat 5 hurricane came sweeping through, carrying a funnel of oil over land? What if that funnel, in its rampage, ripped down some live powerlines, powerlines whose sparks ignited the towering Oil-iccane, turning it into a 150mph flame storm?

I’m not saying it’s a good idea, but if you think truckasaurus┬ámoves tickets…

Truckasaurus

Edit: Poop! Apparently XKCD had the same idea, although with less Truckasaurus and more alligators.