Necrotic Spam

This is a piece of spam the comment filter just pulled out for me, I’ve removed the random link that was dropped in the middle, but you’ll know it when you see it.

today I was walking to the grocery store, like always, when I turned down a little shortcut I know through a back alley. I’ve never see anyone before, so I was rather surprised to see a man standing there, with a rather glazed look in his eyes. I walked past him, limewire free download, and stuck his teeth into it. I punched him and ran back home, screaming for help. When I finally got home, my arm was bright red, and looks extremely infected..

Are the spammers trying to warn me of impending zombie doom, or should I really just limewire free download.