Dear Entitled Technologists

Dear Entitled Technologists,

Please stop complaining about your lack of jetpacks.

Please stop whining that you have no flying car.

You are discussing a future as seen from the back of a darkened theater during a 40-year-old Bond flick. At no point were you promised either: I do not recall the technology fairy wandering about granting wishes throughout our youths.

If you want a jetpack, build it; if you want a flying car, get out the oxy-acetylene torch and a physics degree.

Your compliance is appreciated,