A Fine Patch Of Swamp

I’m out and about on an adventure, but I wanted to share my new Big Idea: a time-travel realtors office.

Ever wanted to live in a pre-firebombed Tokyo? How about a three bedroom bungalow in Pompeii, before the deadly rain of ash? Why not buy a chalet in the Mesozoic – the view is fantastic, and the fishing can’t be beat.

Now I just need to hire Ricky Roma and watch the gold bullion roll in.

not to be confused with time share condos