Last Night
This is just sort of an odd personal note, but:
As I’ve been using as an excuse for tardiness lately, we’ve recently moved and are still settling in to our new digs. In a quest for snack food, and to explore the town a bit, Opopanax and I took a walk. Stumbling upon a 24-hour chain convenience store, we pushed inside, and, after some browsing, Opop convinced me to pick up some chips and dip.
Now, I didn’t start off particularly excited about the idea, but a few hours later I was daydreaming about salt and dill, so I decided to crack open our loot.
I wasn’t the first however – the Philadelphia had already been opened. A single, deep-furrowed rut had been pulled from it: someone had preemptively dipped into our goods.
Maybe it was for the best, however, as we realized during transport to the garbage that it was a month past due anyhow.
Not a good omen for future use of the store, but now, even this morning, I’m left craving salty, creamy, pickle taste.
Not just one month past due, but two. Twice the fun & double the food poisoning. Mmmm.