Sunday Summary

Join me on a walk through some of my week’s better tweets, won’t you?

Lately, when I hear something like: "That IT guy is indispensable," it just makes me picture the IT guy stuck in a vending machine.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 4, 2011

Canada is like a snow-mine that is constantly collapsing.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 3, 2011

Looking into buying the Bush-era Mission Accomplished banner. Politics aside, it'll be sweet to roll out every time I complete a minor task.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 2, 2011

The cable networks are running out of experts to ask about Egypt – it won't be long before they're looking for an opinion from The Bangles.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 5, 2011

The secret to being an old-time prospector is replacing your use of "have" with "dun". "I dun found gold." "I dun got my gun."

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 2, 2011

Pro-tip: People are a lot more willing to accept criticism if you sing it to them in the style of a mid-century barbershop quartet.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) January 31, 2011

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