Category: Flash Pulp

FP446 – Hell

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and forty-six.

Flash PulpTonight we present Hell

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Tonight, we find ourselves witness to a silent nightmare.

 

Hell

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Bernard Holtz believed in the concept of Hell, but not in the specific place of flame and damnation that he’d done his best to ignore from the age of five till twelve, when his mother had insisted on blowing his Sunday mornings on unyielding hardwood pews.

As a child he’d pictured a stony, cavernous place, with open pits of fire and pitchfork wielding centaurs, but it had only been later in life that he realized this was more the result of his youthful cartoon viewing habits than his exposure to any minister’s murmurings.

Now, at fifty-six, he knew with certainty that the clergyman had been wrong – that hell was a more personal thing.

The owner of locker 249, on the second floor of Trinity High School, had somehow spilled a large volume of apple juice while their combination lock was still firmly in place. At his initial discovery of the sugary leak Bernard had issued a courteous note for Principal Abrams, who had, in turn, left a scrawled sheet in his mail cubby claiming she would have a word with the homeroom teacher responsible.

Holtz’ second note had received a repeated promise to check in with the responsible parties, and his third had gone unanswered.

So here he was, his mop doing little to combat the smell of fermenting cider that reeked from the chemistry labs, at the north end of the hall, through to Mrs. Mclellan’s postcard-adorned social studies room.

Cutting the lock off would require a fourth note, but he held out hope that staff and students would begin to lodge complaints during the daylight hours, pushing Abrams to okay the work request.

With a snort he asked himself, again, who he was to be answered: Just the night janitor, haunting the halls when those that believed they owned the place were unaware he even existed.

He wasn’t the only ghost though.

It began, as it often did, as he shuffled out of the elevator intended for wheelchair access to the upper classes.

The outside doors did not rattle. The glass had been replaced by thick metal years earlier, and the security system was, due to ever changing district standards, in a perpetual state of being upgraded.

Still, the boy entered, his face burning with fury.

Bernard paused, locking his fingers about the handle of his mop to stop the wheeled bucket’s momentum.

Martin, sixteen and wearing baggy combat fatigue pants beneath a white t-shirt, raised the hands that should have contained his father’s AR-15 and shook them vigorously in the direction of the adjoining hall, beyond Bernard’s line of sight.

FP446 - HellIt didn’t matter, the janitor knew exactly what lay the other way: A darkened stretch of bench seating often used as the rallying point for the school’s teams to gather their equipment and mascot suits for a road game. Bernie also knew it was currently empty.

His arms still trembling from gunfire, Martin approached.

The teen was screaming, but the custodian could hear none of it.

Bernard’s gripped tightened, and the cracked texture of his mop’s ancient wooden handle was enough to remind him of where he was – of who he was.

Beyond the school’s walls the moon crested and the night birds called their lovers. Bernard’s car sat cooling in the same corner of the parking lot it had occupied for a dozen years, and the wind swept weathered cigarette butts across the shadowed pavement.

Martin’s fury blazed, his eyes wide and his mouth trading between a death’s head grin and a bellowing stream of demands and accusations that went unacknowledged.

“Face it, face it,” said Bernie, and his words bounced along the hollow halls.

With a shrug, the boy shouldered his weapon and reached beneath his jacket, retrieving the six inch blade his father had kept in the garage for skinning game.

The mop head landed on the green tiles with a tentacled splat, and Bernard worried away the day’s worth of sneaker dirt, dropped gum, and teenage oils.

Martin continued his back and forth, shouting and swinging and killing.

While he could make some headway on the grime, there was nothing Bernard could do for the boy. Not now.

It had been seven years since the assault. Seven years since he’d loaded his weapon in the cab of his rusted-out pickup, bought with money collected from hucking neighbours’ hay bales; strapped on a half-dozen knives; and plunged through the double doors with the intention of sharing his misery.

No amount of gunfire could make his fellow students understand the pain of his drunken mother’s constant criticism, nor the strange feeling of mourning he held over his never-present father. In truth he had not even fully understood these emotions himself, but he did know he could make their families as broken as his own, and in that moment it had seemed enough.

Watching the phantasm retrace his last steps, Bernard was again left to ask where the others were. Martin had killed nine: five members of the Trinity Badgers waiting for a ride to the district finals, a young couple exiting the library, and the pair of stoners who’d managed to stop the violence, but who’d bled out on the same floor across which Marty’s brains had leaked after the skateboard’s impact.

Bernard hard never seen the others. Wherever they had gone, they were not here – no, this hell contained only himself, his mop, and the boy – and the boy never even noticed him.

Martin collapsed to the floor and again spent his final seconds thrashing, fighting something Bernard would never see.

Was he left to witness these things because Marty was his own son? Bernard knew not – but he did know what hell was.

He trembled, and the night wore on.

 

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FPGE26 – Intense Negotiations by Rich “the Time Traveller” Jefferson

Welcome to Flash Pulp Guestisode #26

Flash PulpTonight we present Intense Negotiations by Rich “the Time Traveller” Jefferson

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Intense Negotiations by Rich “the Time Traveller” Jefferson

Written by Rich the TT
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FCM026 – The Twelve Questions of Kar'Mas

FCM026 – The Twelve Questions of Kar’Mas
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    FP445 – Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 3 of 3

    Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and forty-five.

    Flash PulpTonight we present Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 3 of 3

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    Tonight, Bunny Davis, apprentice to urban shaman Will Coffin, has had enough.

     

    Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 3 of 3

    Written by J.R.D. Skinner
    Art and Narration by Opopanax
    and Audio produced by Jessica May

     

    FP445 – Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 3 of 3

     

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    FP444 – Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 2 of 3

    Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and forty-four.

    Flash PulpTonight we present Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 2 of 3

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    Tonight, Will Coffin, urban shaman, receives rough treatment at the tool-wielding hands of a torturess, while Bunny, his apprentice, thirstily watches on.

     

    Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 2 of 3

    Written by J.R.D. Skinner
    Art and Narration by Opopanax
    and Audio produced by Jessica May

     

    FP444 - Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 2 of 3

     

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    FP443 – Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 1 of 3

    Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and forty-three.

    Flash PulpTonight we present Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 1 of 3

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    Tonight we find Will Coffin, urban shaman, and Bunny, his attempting-to-be-sober apprentice, loitering in a darkened bedroom.

     

    Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 1 of 3

    Written by J.R.D. Skinner
    Art and Narration by Opopanax
    and Audio produced by Jessica May

     

    FP443 - FP443 - Coffin: Bogeyman, Part 1 of 3

     

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    FP442 – Biggest Fan

    Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and forty-two.

    Flash PulpTonight we present Biggest Fan

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    Tonight we talk of Davy Jones, John Lennon, and fanaticism.

     

    Biggest Fan

    Written by J.R.D. Skinner
    Art and Narration by Opopanax
    and Audio produced by Jessica May

     

    Tonight we talk of Davy Jones, John Lennon, and fanaticism.

     

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    FP441 – Deliver Me From Evil

    Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and forty-one.

    Flash PulpTonight we present Deliver Me From Evil

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    Tonight there’s a man outside. He’s coming up the walk. Are you ready?

     

    Deliver Me From Evil

    Written by J.R.D. Skinner
    Art and Narration by Opopanax
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    FP441 - Deliver Me From Evil

     

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    FC123 – The Shogun's Decapitator

    FC123 - The Shogun's Decapitator
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    Hello, and welcome to FlashCast 123.

    Prepare yourself for: Undulating battering rams, ILOVETOFU, sexy Halloween costumes, unsexy erotic literature, and the Irregular Division

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    FP440 – Late

    Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and forty.

    Flash PulpTonight we present Late

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    Tonight we present a tale of reminder from the Skinner Co. Mellowness Dept. – because you never know just what your day may hold.

     

    Late

    Written by J.R.D. Skinner
    Art and Narration by Opopanax
    and Audio produced by Jessica May

     

    A slip of his thumb, while tumbling into sleep, had left Elbert Espinoza ten minutes behind schedule, which is why he was attempting to finish his morning coffee while dragging his electric razor across his neck. Still, he did not relish explaining to Sandra, the head of his service area, that being late wasn’t his fault because he’d accidentally set his alarm to PM instead of AM.

    Despite generally being a rather fastidious man, Elbert paid no mind to the free-flying stubble that had landed in his morning caffeination. It was this same lowering of standards, caused by fear, that made Espinoza unusually brusque to the old man he encountered when he’d finally made it across the frayed green carpet of his apartment building’s lobby.

    The stranger wore a black cap and a jacket thrice too thick for the weather, and his muttering manner, combined with the indiscriminate stains across his beard and shirt, left Elbert with little doubt that he was homeless.

    Otherwise, given the hour, the parking lot was unusually empty.

    FP440 - LateIn truth, the sight of the wanderer was not entirely a surprise, but Elbert had lingered around his neighbourhood’s cracked sidewalks and decaying parks long enough to be familiar with most of the folks who depended upon newspaper bedding and the kindness of strangers.

    Feeling, in some odd way, that they were as trapped in their existence as much as he in his, Espinonza had formed a friendly relationship with the local vagrants, yet it had not struck him that any job that left him in such a position might not be worth the stress he devoted to it.

    The unknown – be it the consequences of his later arrival or the vagaries of the city’s employment market – was truly his greatest fear, and he was otherwise deeply invested in continuing to eat.

    It was this he had in mind when he shouldered past the man’s stink-breathed warning.

    “Sir,” began the drifter, “Time is short -” and he moved close, as if he spoke of a dire situation to family, but Elbert did not cease his approach to his Nissan Micra.

    Though the jolt sent the derelict to the pavement, Elbert felt he had time to offer little more than a quick “Sorry,” before tossing his plastic-bagged lunch onto the passenger seat and directing the tiny car onto the roadway.

    The vehicle’s engine hummed like a swarm of enraged bees, and he made good progress for three straight minutes before having to turn onto a major roadway. It was there, on Pinewood Avenue, that he encountered his next obstacle.

    Two blocks to his left, a traffic light refused to offer up anything but a red signal, and the community response to having to self-regulate the stop had quickly devolved into a snarl of honking and angrily lowered windows.

    Elbert was twenty minutes overdue to his desk when he decided he would thrust the nose of his Micra into a gap between a black Escalade and a low-slung Civic. It meant blocking cross traffic, but it seemed unlikely someone would be so polite as to allow him access into the lineup otherwise.

    He was twenty-five minutes behind when a cop cruiser’s rolling sirens barely cleared a passage for its high-speed approach through the crossroads. Epsinoza, largely focused on not scraping a swath of paint on the barely-inching SUV ahead of his bumper, was not so quick to react.

    The patrol car’s glancing impact along the hatchback’s rear was enough to remove the Escalade’s tail lights and send Elbert into a tumbling spin.

    Achieving a tight triple-loop that would have left an Olympic skater jealous, the Micra landed on its wheels, shattering the workings of its underbelly.

    Across the street the officer, having determined his car was still functional, did not stop.

    Once he realized he was still alive, Elbert stumbled from his vehicle, but, as he moved away from the wreckage, his considerations did not run towards appreciating his unlikely survival – instead, his mind plunged directly into frustration over his situation.

    His knees wobbling with adrenaline, he turned his face towards the sky and began a long shout of: “FUUUUUUU-”

    That’s when the rumbling began.

    Pipes beneath the intersection burst, spewing sewage onto the roadway and causing a chain reaction of collisions as those locked into a turn attempted to reverse out of the pungent stink that rose with it. They had little opportunity to escape, however, as the first of the Spider-God’s barbed appendages thrust its ebon spires through the crumbling pavement.

    Yet, even as he fell into the final shadow of Kar’Wick the Arachnid Lord, at some level the desk jockey was simply glad he wouldn’t have to attempt to explain his tardiness – then he was nothing more than the late Elbert Espinoza.

     

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