The new idea: A reboot of Quantum Leap.
Scott Bakula reprises his role as Sam, but Dean Stockwell is replaced with a digitally inserted Groucho Marx, as cut from old You Bet Your Life episodes.
Pilot: Sam leaps into Bakula’s body and attempts to fix his career.
Apparently there was an issue with our pod-host last night, and the end of Utopia, Part 4 was cut short.
All fixed now.
Welcome to Flash Pulp, Episode Sixty-One.
Tonight, we present Ruby Departed: Utopia, Part 4 of 6
(Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5/Part 6)
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Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.
In the fourth chapter of our current serialization, Ruby attempts a quiet exit, as Linda makes it clear where she stands.
Flash Pulp 061 – Ruby Departed: Utopia, Part 4 of 6
Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May
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You’ll only know if you’re healed or not once the cast is off.
There’s a lot to mock in this sign – the double “i” in healing, the misspelling of alternative, (I think it’s intentional, but it’s still wrong,) – but, while taking this picture, I was struck with the feeling that these were likely just nice, naive, hippies.
Then I turned around:
If you can’t read it, the sign on the left says, I kid you not, “Quantum Vibrational Kinesiology”.
Charlatans! Who could possibly maintain a business beside these quacks?
THC Technology?
Ah.
I’ve just learned that you can “see” the infrared light in remote controls if you look at the device via the display of a digital\cellphone camera.
I feel like this information should be useful somehow.
I don’t get Cap’n Crunch. To me it’s just pillow shaped shards of cardboard-tasting mouth-glass.
2056: Twenty-one is made the new minimum legal age to use ellipses.
