Cereal Offenders

Captain CrunchWant yet another reason why people can’t take crop circles seriously?

cereologist (plural cereologists)

Someone who studies crop circles, especially one who believes that they are not man-made or formed by other terrestrial processes.

I understand that they were attempting to create an association with Ceres, the Roman goddess of agriculture, but, well – if you’re going to attempt to give your outlandish hobby a science-y name, might I suggest something that doesn’t make you sound like a Boo Berry inspector?

Sonny The Cuckoo