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FPGE4 – Coffin: Walker

Welcome to Flash Pulp, Guest-isode 004.

Flash PulpTonight we present, Coffin: Walker.

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Tonight we encounter a holiday scene of friendship and ancient considerations.

 

Coffin: Walker

Written and Narrated by Threedayfish
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Coffin

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FPGE3 – Same Time Next Year: a Sour Thistle Tale

Welcome to Flash Pulp, Guest-isode 003.

Flash PulpTonight we present, Same Time Next Year: a Sour Thistle Tale.

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Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight we encounter a holiday scene of friendship and ancient considerations.

 

Same Time Next Year: a Sour Thistle Tale

Written and Narrated by David “Doc Blue” Wendt
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Same Time Next Year: a Sour Thistle Tale

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FPGE2 – Pigheart's Accursed Christmas

Welcome to Flash Pulp, Guest-isode 002.

Flash PulpTonight we present, Pigheart’s Accursed Christmas.

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Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight, we welcome Captain Pigheart into the Flash Pulp universe, so that he might tell us a salty tale of holiday doings.

 

Pigheart’s Accursed Christmas

Written and Narrated by Nick Tyler
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Christmas Captain Pigheart

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FP230 – Mulligan Smith in Checking It Twice, Part 1 of 1

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode two hundred and thirty.

Flash PulpTonight we present, Mulligan Smith in Checking It Twice, Part 1 of 1.

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Tonight, Mulligan Smith meets friends, both old and new, while seeking reasons for good cheer at a mall.

 

Mulligan Smith in Checking It Twice, Part 1 of 1

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
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and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Mulligan SmithThe five-year-old only had one thing on his mind.

“Mom,” he said, “Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.”

His mother, a red-eyed woman of thirty, was deep into a search of the diaper bag she’d latched to the side of her shopping cart. Within the steel buggy, her other offspring, a baby girl, was crying.

“Mom!” repeated the boy.

“Tyson, if you can’t be quiet for ten minutes while Mommy gets Anna sorted, we’ll skip McDonald’s and head straight home.”

Frowning, the boy drifted to the railing which overlooked the mall’s main set of escalators and gazed angrily at the Christmas throne below. The seat, nestled amongst a cluster of over-sized tree ornaments, remained empty, and the sign which read “back in an hour” was still in place.

“Jerk,” said the child.

In his focused state, he failed to register the two older men also at the rail.

“Yeah, no kidding,” replied Mulligan Smith. The PI was sipping at a slurpee and eying the same holiday arrangement.

Not long previous, the youth had been at the head of a line waiting for photos with the chair’s occupant, but the red-suited man had departed suddenly. His gruff exit had left behind several disappointed children, Tyson amongst them.

Walmart Mike, having run into Smith while off duty and shopping, cleared his throat.

“I was a Santa once. I was doin’ it for a bunch of the guys who hung around the West Side Social Club. I didn’t have kids, so I was the one nominated to wear the suit. I didn’t mind all the ho ho ho shit, really, but afterwards Eddie Coonan asks me if I mind walking Mickey Commiskey’s brat home.

“Does it right in front of the little guy, too. Boy thought I was old man Claus, so what could I do, deny him a chance to have Papa Noel escort him home?

“Full of egg-nog as I was, I said yes. Problem is, about halfway there, the damnedest thing happens: Another Kringle rushes me and grabs my obligation.

“I go sprinting down the alley after him, but I only get maybe ten feet when all of a sudden Jimmy Needles is in front of me. He liked to tell people he was known as Needles for the switchblade he carried, but it was really ‘cause he’d do anything for a plunger’s worth of horse.

“Anyhow, he’s got his sticker, and I can smell his breath – a mix of his rotting innards and the chicken balls he must have had for lunch – then he’s on me me like a sewing machine: jab, jab, jab, jab, jab.”

“I can feel myself full of holes, and I figure I’m a goner. Over Jimmy’s shoulder I can see the impostor hauling off Commiskey’s urchin, and I know that, even if the doctors stitch me up, Mickey’ll just unzip me again.

“Then, all in a rush, I finally managed to pull my .38 from under the huge black belt I was wearing.

“I pop one in the junky’s belly, and the other Claus, who’s just about on the far street, turns to see whats happened.

“I’m thinking I’ve only got seconds till I bleed out, so I go for it – you know, for the kid’s sake.

“I summon all the pissed off I got left, and I cover the distance like an angry Father who’s caught his daughter’s prom date pants-less.

“”You will let that little fucker go or I will climb down your chimney as you sleep, and smother every member of your family.” I say. “I will peel them apart and fry them to a crisp, on your own stove, before serving them to you for breakfast.”

“He must have thought I was serious, or that I was a good shot, cause he let the l’il bastard go and ran.

“It helped that Jimmy was lying on the pavement behind me, screaming, I guess.”

A short-skirted elf in green was returning to the display below, chased by a fat man in red. The pair were giggling.

Mike smirked, then continued.

”Frankly, it’s surprisingly tough to tell how dead you really are. The suit’s stuffing is what saved me. Had some serious soreness after, sure, but I received worse on dates I’d still call a success.

“It was Coonan of course – I’d never had a problem with him, but he must have figured he could get my and Commiskey’s crews into a dog fight, leaving his to scavenge the pieces.

“Needles made it to a hospital, Eddie blew town, and I was fine. Seemed like a Christmas fucking miracle. Years later, though, I learned the kid thought I was the real Santa the whole time.

“Messed him up a bit, but he turned out to be a nice guy.”

The trio stood silent a while, each alone with his own thoughts.

Tyson’s eyes widened.

“Wait – is that man not really Santa either?” he asked.

Smith was discreetly aiming a camera as he replied. “Nah, kid, that’s just a normal idiot who’s about to be served with divorce papers.”

The boy beamed.

 

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FPSE9 – The Last Night Legend

Skinner Co.Welcome to Flash Pulp, special episode nine.

Tonight we present, The Last Night Legend.

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Tonight we bring you a short urban legend concerning young love and the intimacy of technology. To learn more about this urban myth of questionable origin, visit http://wiki.flashpulp.com

 

Flash Pulp SE9 – The Last Night Legend

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

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FP229 – The Draw: a Blackhall Tale, Part 2 of 2

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode two hundred and twenty nine.

Flash PulpTonight we present, The Draw: a Blackhall Tale, Part 2 of 2.
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Tonight, Thomas Blackhall, master frontiersman and student of the occult, puts an end to a long run of odd circumstances.

 

The Draw: a Blackhall Tale, Part 2 of 2

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Thomas Blackhall“I need to freshen my cup,” said Thomas Blackhall, “and a stretch of my legs might change my fortune.”

“Don’t dally, replied Anders Flaks, “I’ll have left by morning, and you’ll lose your chance to squander your earnings.”

It wasn’t a large barroom, but the frontiersman made the most of his journey. First he moved to the stonework mantle, and stole warmth from the fire, then he sat for a time with the increasingly inebriated gathering of Anders’ former challengers. After letting the eldest, a man named King, complete a fishing tale regarding a bass that had apparently pulled him along an endless river for several days before allowing itself to be caught and eaten, Thomas exchanged words with William, the barkeep.

Finally, he returned to his opponent, passing across a fresh ale to match his own.

“Perhaps a little drink will dull your skills,” Blackhall said.

He wore a tight smile.

“I’ve been victorious from behind mountains of gin bottles, but I appreciate the gesture,” replied Flaks.

Thomas nodded and raised his beverage to his lips, then took up the cards as Anders pulled heavy from his hops.

As he dealt, Blackhall discussed constraint. “I might suggest moderation, sir, as spirits are often the road to ruin. In fact, my very journey to this place was set off by a priest of the name Collins. Well, I suppose it goes further back then that: The hamlet of Montcliff, had taken a collection, largely encouraged by the Father, to build a vessel to ply the great lake.”

As Thomas spoke, Flaks raised his brow, but kept his peace.

“The moneyed gentleman who’d settled the area, and was landlord to most of its inhabitants, had found the work beyond him. He’d absconded, and the district was left to sour under mismanagement from afar. The people of the small community held several meetings, and the decision was made that what little they could pool would be invested in a ferry, with the proceeds reaped by all. So long as the influx of trade from the south continues, such a venture can pay well in short order. Collins had only the best interest of his parishioners at heart when he championed the cause.”

Anders held high a pair of fingers in a bid to exchange his cards, but, with a quick examination of his hand, Blackhall shook it off.

Before continuing his story, Thomas had taken three of the five tricks.

“The fund was to be transported to the shipwright by the father himself. Collins had argued hard against carrying such an earthly load, for his flock knew nothing of his nature – knew nothing of the lust for dicing which had been the impetus for his entry into the priesthood.”

Flaks’ set down the shuffled deck, and retrieved his stein.

“I thought you said it was drink that lead to self-destruction,” he said.

“All axles need grease,” Thomas replied. ”Father Collins imparted the tale to me through his sobs, several pints after he’d lost his trust. The clergyman had done well upon the road, but temptation is a sleight thing when journeying amongst the pines, and quite another in town. Worse, he’d taken to easing his anxiety with wine, and by the time he’d reached society, he’d convinced himself that it would be best – a boon even – if he were to turn his penchant for risk to obtain a quick profit for his beleaguered assembly.

“It was a lucky scoundrel who met such a proposition lurching into the Bucking Pony.

“The game drew quite a few eyes, and when one rascal took an impossible series of throws and won the full pot out from beneath the crowd, tensions flared.”

“Who could have anticipated the arrival of Doc Schofield, the temperance man, and a cluster of matrons, intent on singing away their sins? In shame, Father Collins was the first to bolt, and he was soon followed by the rest. The miscreant simply slipped away in the chaos.

“Do you mean to take the sum back by force then?” asked Flaks. His left hand moved to his money-pouch, while his right hand dipped beneath the table-top.

Thomas raised high his brow. “I make no claims as to its justice, but I’ll not murder you for the funds, no – nor the deaths of the Fultons, nor the dozens of broken and betrayed behind you.”

“Then quit your babble, and present your points.”

Blackhall paused to consider his cards, then began the process of their play.

When all had been counted, Anders found himself defeated a second time.

“Let us double the odds,” he said, “I always win it back in the end anyhow.”

Thomas nodded his assent.

“Most take your talk of being the seventh son of a seventh son as gambler’s patter,” he said, as he laid out his bet, “but I know better. Despite your inescapable good fortune, however, you only seek to misuse your endowment. Your luck has always come at a price – at the expense of those around you.”

“There are plenty of harlots, both here and at home, who squeal odes to my luck,” replied Flaks.

The man spoke through a stiff jaw, and Blackhall judged it a fair moment to hold his own tongue. Instead they both settled into silence, and moved cards and money about the table for some time.

As Anders’ purse shriveled, so did his mood.

“Blast you and your bloody tricks,” he muttered, “- but I always win it back. Just a moment while I see if these fellows can spare some coin. Just one – two – more hands.”

He rose to approach the pair who’d yet to succumb to the lullaby of drink, but Thomas stopped him short.

“Waste no effort,” he said. “I’m a man who can only afford to make his own fortune. I knew how to void your charms. Your taste for spirits hid the concoction which I’d fostered upon the road. To most it would be a curse, as if the universe had deigned to foil the victim at every turn, but, to one with fortune to spare, such as yourself, it will only act to level your advantage.

“I suspect you’ll find the world cruel in the same manner that a beast raised in captivity finds it difficult to navigate the wild once released from the pampering hands of its human benefactors, just know, as you lay in the gutter cursing me, that I had no interest in killing a man in cold blood.”

With that, Thomas collected his hat, and the shipwright’s fee, and stood. He moved to the sleepy-eyed proprietor and invested a small portion of the funds against the debts owed by the defeated inebriates, then departed.

As he stepped from the establishment’s veranda, an odd howling chased Blackhall through the door – it was a staggering, high-pitched squeal: For the first time in his life, Anders Flaks was crying.

 

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FP228 – The Draw: a Blackhall Tale, Part 1 of 2

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode two hundred and twenty eight.

Flash PulpTonight we present, The Draw: a Blackhall Tale, Part 1 of 2.
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Tonight, Thomas Blackhall, master frontiersman and student of the occult, finds himself playing a troubling game, while recounting a troubling tale.

 

The Draw: a Blackhall Tale, Part 1 of 2

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Thomas Blackhall“It’s a miserable thing, moving through the snowy woods on foot, with the spruce looming out of the darkness as if the ghosts of giants,” said Blackhall.

He was seated in the front room of an inn, with an untouched ale at his elbow. As Thomas talked, her rearranged the cards in his hand – despite his efforts they held no better value, whatever the configuration.

The partially nude man across the table stroked his pale goatee and nodded. He smiled.

Anders Flaks had made no secret of his confidence at the opening of the game, having declared himself the seventh son of a seventh son, and the offspring of a coupling of his mother and a horseshoe besides.

Blackhall had not questioned how the horseshoe had fathered six others, but the claims were testified to by a string of drunks, leaning ponderously over their cups, who were seated in a distant corner. They had all suffered substantial loses in pursuit of the gambler’s bulging purse, and, as his fortunes had mounted, they’d been responsible for demanding the removal of his jacket and shirt. Although no deceit was thus uncovered, Flaks’ winnings had continued to grow.

Thomas finally relented and exchanged two cards.

“The cabin I came upon was a ragged affair.” he said. “I knew it to be the residence of Susannah and Stanley Fulton, as I’d received ample warning along the road that the Fultons – although shabby due to Stanley’s long absences at the northern lumber camps – were the last friendly fire before a long stretch of swampland. Even at a distance, the lopsided roof’s lack of care was obvious. From within the meager barn, a cow vocalized its extensive complaints, and, as I approached, I discovered a winter sledge which was heavy with wares that had apparently been torn open by the trio of canines which had met me at the treeline.

“It’s well enough, I suppose, that the brutes were well fed, and not looking for a meal.

“The horse-team was nowhere to be seen, though it seemed obvious the process of unloading the goods was cut short. I considered then that a bandit might be lurking, but the snow about the sled revealed only dog tracks.”

His opponent had forgotten his turn at the tale, and Blackhall took the opportunity to wet his tongue before continuing.

“The windows were dark, but, when I tested the door, it gave way easily,” he said. “Within was a woman – beautiful until a musket ball had marred her eye and tooth. She was naked and sitting upon a chair by the cold hearth. As the sun had long abandoned me, I worked up a flame in a scavenged lantern and pushed further into the charnel house.

“Within the chamber which made up the only other room in the house, I found Stanley Fulton, hung with a twisted sheet. He’d left a short note, which read, “My dearest Susannah has betrayed me, but I have gone too far in recompense, and now regret my action. On arriving home on this eve, I discovered her with a stranger upon our bed. As I loaded my weapon, the man made effort to flee, and his distance was such that my first shot went wild. In truth, my transgressor may have been the devil incarnate, as the blast was enough to rile the horses, whose chilled and brittle tack gave way at their sudden start. The naked runner was caught between their leathers, and, as I took my last sight of him, he had somehow pulled himself onto the back of the leftmost mare. If I am to be consigned to hell, allow me at least to greet him at the gates as he arrives, so that I might provide him the same welcome I extended my wife.””

Sitting up, Flaks exchanged a single card.

“A terrible scene indeed,” he said, ”but perhaps she only found what she deserved. It sounds, though, as if the rascal had quite a near escape.”

“Aye,” replied Thomas, “He was lucky to have found such as Mrs. Fulton, and lucky in his departure.”

“You must have been quick to make your own exit?” asked Anders.

“I had few choices. It was too late to make camp elsewhere, and I’ve no fear of the dead.”

“You didn’t put them outside then?”

“It was their house, after all,” replied Blackhall, “and I’d no interest in waking to find them half-eaten.”

“Whatever the case, it was cozy enough once I’d lit a fire and moved Susannah. At dawn I rose and closed the door tightly behind me, as the ground’s too frozen for burials, and a pyre might go against their wishes.”

The pair fell silent then, as another round of bidding was turned away by Flaks, the dealer, and the tricks were played in short order.

Thomas took only one.

When all was counted, the frontiersman had lost a sum larger than the late Stanley might have hoped to earn in a week.

 

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FP227 – Close, Part 1 of 1

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode two hundred and twenty seven.

Flash PulpTonight we present, Close, Part 1 of 1.

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Tonight, we present a chiller tale of conversion, communication, and cataclysm.

 

Close, Part 1 of 1

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Chiller“Get back in here and let me hold you,” said Bradley Owens.

He’d slept poorly, as his dreams had been filled with the sound of snapping bones, and Nora Rhodes, his girlfriend, was attempting to console him while adjusting her suit-jacket at the bedroom’s full length mirror.

“I’m really sorry about your nightmares, monkey. I’m getting worried about you – you should see Doctor Henley.”

“Nah, I’m fine,” he replied from the bed. “It’s only happened since you got back from Canada, so maybe my brain is telling me it’s time to trick you into a wedding.”

“Why don’t you call in sick and catch a nap? Watch some Price is Right?”

“Hey, we can’t all be oil tycoons, and I’ve got bills to pay.”

In truth, his call center employment covered little of his expenditure – it was Nora’s progression onto the lower rungs of Shell’s management ladder that paid the majority of the couple’s debts.

“I can spot you some cash for your half of rent, sugar daddy,” she said. ”You should just quit anyhow, and accept my job offer as full time gigolo.”

Her smile was enough to finally make Bradley sit up.

He threw back the sheets in invitation.

“Aww, I was just kidding.” she replied, “I’ve got meetings about the northern project. Perhaps you ARE all right for work, though?”

He chased her to the door and kissed her goodbye.

* * *

In the early hours of the following Thursday, Owens was brought awake through the agitation of a repeated poke to his chest. He hadn’t moved at first, thinking it was another strange dream, but the prodding persisted.

The couple were spooning beneath their white comforter, making it impossible for Bradley to visually confirm what his tactile senses appeared to be telling him: That Nora’s ribs were shifting beneath the surface, and rearranging themselves about her spinal cord.

He jerked away.

“What’s wrong, monks?” came Nora’s sleepy voice.

He didn’t reply, and her breathing soon returned to its slumbering rhythm.

Once confident that she would remain asleep, he crept to the couch and pulled the decorative Navajo blanket over his cold legs.

* * *

He’d fallen asleep rehearsing his conversation, but, in the day light, he felt his claims seemed stupid. Instead, he sheepishly answered Nora’s questions by saying that he’d been disturbed by a nightmare, and had thought a change of rooms might help.

After the second night of such behaviour, she made him a doctor’s appointment.

* * *

A week later, they were nibbling pancakes at the breakfast table.

It was rare that Nora had an opportunity to sample her boyfriend’s cooking, and she was working hard to enjoy it. Still, she was impressed at the effort.

The pills must be helping,” she said, “you look sharp today – not too often that I’m lounging in my PJs while you’re all put together and ready to face the world.”

Henley had been more than happy to prescribe Bradley a tub of Ambien, and they’d briefly given him respite, but the idea of what might be happening during his unconscious hours had begun to haunt his waking thoughts.

Even as he watched her eat, he wondered if the flexing in her neck was the result of her chewing, or a secret transformation taking place beneath her skin.

Having finished washing the cookware, making the bed, and sweeping the kitchen floor, the infrequent-chef approached the small round table they’d picked out together, at IKEA, and stated his intentions in a single exhalation.

“You’re wonderful and I love you, it’s all me, but things are fucking weird and I can’t handle it anymore – goodbye.”

He was closing the door behind him before Nora could muster a reply.

* * *

By Saturday, Bradley’s friend, Miguel, was considerably less friendly, and Miguel’s couch was seeming considerably less comfortable.

As he staggered from a shift he’d only taken to avoid having to deal with Miguel’s girlfriend, the heavy-hearted call center employee attempted to clear his head, and considered his immediate options: A quarter-hour wait would put him on a bus back to the un-orthopedic sofa, but a half-hour wait would send him towards the nearest movie theater.

When Nora pulled up to the curb, some ten minutes later, he was still standing at the stop, undecided.

“Hi,” she said.

He turned, and a smile briefly lit his face – then he reversed a step.

“Hey,” he replied.

They both silently watched as a red hatchback passed.

“I miss you,” said Nora, once the vehicle’s taillights had disappeared around the corner. “I don’t – I don’t want you to think of it as a bribe, but I’d already bought them before you left, and they’re non-refundable.”

She produced a folding pamphlet, inside of which were two tickets for a Carnival cruise to tour the Alaskan coast.

He shuffled the paperwork around for a moment, but no words seemed to come to his lips.

His considerations were cut short by the Eighty-Five Express’ screeching tires.

“Let me think about it,” he answered, mounting the steps that would take him back to the cramped couch.

While he stared into the knotted hair of the whisky-smelling homeless woman in next seat, he made up his mind. He’d never seen the pacific, and his memories were fuzzy now. They were likely just bad dreams – and, besides, he missed her.

* * *

The doctor’s pills served Bradley well the first night, and a day’s worth of champagne consumed while walking about the ship had left Bradley feeling warm and comfortable.

His manic need to explore, combined with his early call to drink, had left him exhausted by supper, and the pair had finally retreated to the balcony on their private suite.

It was the first time, besides their quick fade into unconsciousness the night previous, that they were alone in the cabin.

Falling into old patterns, Bradley pulled off his shirt. At odd times throughout the day, he’d caught whiffs of Nora’s perfume on the salty breeze, and the liquor had deadened the remainder of his inhibitions.

“Are you sure?” she asked. “We haven’t really talked about anything – you seemed so confident about leaving.”

“I missed you,” he replied.

Nora stood for a moment, biting her lip, then turned.

“I feel crusty,” she said. “I need a shower. Make sure you’re sure while I’m gone.”

When she returned, he was nude, and passed out under the sheets. Dropping her towel, she crawled into bed beside him, and turned out the light.

* * *

As they slept, Bradley’s hand found its way about her belly. Over time, his body shifted itself from habit, until he was holding her close.

He awoke suddenly, with his chest aching as if he’d been punched.

He pushed away from her, with a moan, but his hand encountered a gooey mass where he’d expected solid ribs – he was reminded of childhood experiences with Play-Doh as his fingers sunk into her back.

Before he could retreat, he felt a tearing as the pliable flesh seemed to snag against bone, and the bed was suddenly filled with a warm gush of liquid.

The couple lept to their feet, both now fully awake.

Nora’s flesh hung as if empty. Her bone structure had been greatly compacted, so that only her shoulders and hips gave her width, and her flapping husk moved like damp cloth in a high wind as she began weeping.

“What the hell!?” asked Bradley.

“I thought you knew!” she replied, “I thought you were fighting for us! I mean, the changes were so obvious – you never wanted to talk about it, so I figured you were nobly trying to fucking deal with it. I may not understand what’s happening, but I know I love you!”

He could not hear her response through his panic.

As she approached, seeking comfort, he backed away, until he found himself against the sliding balcony door. Unthinking, he opened it, and continued his slow escape.

When he could retreat no further, she closed the distance with her spindle-arms bowed and grasping.

The sharp prod of cartilage, and the feeling of being smothered in a blanket of loose skin made damp be the sea mist, was enough to throw Bradley’s mind into a frenzy. In attempting to disengage from her, however, he found himself falling through the air.

His descent was stopped in a cold splash.

Bradley’s body tensed at the shock, and he realized he was sinking into the frigid waters.

His mouth filled with the taste of salt.

A pinching hand closed around his own, and, seconds later, he felt Nora’s strength pull him to the surface.

As he gasped for breath, he drew her close, seeking her warmth amongst the frothing chill of the ocean.

 

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FP226 – Mulligan Smith in The Late Call, Part 1 of 1

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode two hundred and twenty six.

Flash PulpTonight we present, Mulligan Smith in The Late Call, Part 1 of 1.

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Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight, Mulligan Smith, PI, deals with a missed connection while investigating a murder.

 

Mulligan Smith in The Late Call, Part 1 of 1

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Mulligan SmithRich Walker, twenty-five, was late for work. His alarm clock had failed to wake him – a fact he blamed on the thing’s electronics, and not at all upon his inability to set it properly. In the end, if his mother hadn’t hollered him into consciousness, he might have missed his entire shift at Pizza Town.

As he wiped at the sleep in his eye, cursed his matriarch, and waited for the Camry to warm up, the idea of being fired seemed inviting.

With Ma Walker’s firmest tones in mind, however, he finally dropped his borrowed sedan into reverse, and edged the vehicle towards the ascending garage door.

His impatient exit was cut short by a car parked across the driveway’s mouth: A baby-blue Tercel.

With a sigh, Rich muted Classic Rock One-Oh-Six. Punching the window-down button, he exposed his uncombed hair to the wind.

“Hey, I gotta get out of here,” he said to the man standing alongside the offending vehicle.

“Sorry about that, just wanted to talk to you regarding a phone,” responded the stranger in the hoodie.

“You people are getting pretty pushy, but I’m not interested in switching my provider. ”

The newcomer chuckled. “Mind if we chat a minute? It took me a lot of time and effort to find you, Rich. It’s important.”

Walker looked at the neon-green clock in the dash, mentally subtracted the seven minutes it was chronically ahead, and groaned.

“Uh, okay, but hurry,” he replied.

“I’m Mulligan Smith – I stick my nose in other people’s business, professionally. I was wondering if you’d ever met a woman named Meredith Ashley?”

Rich scratched at his sparse goatee and shook his head.

“Well, at 10:48PM, last Tuesday, she apparently sent three text-messages,” the private investigator jabbed at his large red slurpee with its yellow straw. “I really only mention it because she was dead at the time – in fact, she’d been murdered a week earlier, while inexplicably standing on the Fairview Hotel’s beach, a couple hundred miles from the apartment she shared with her fiance.”

The pizzaman shrugged.

“Sorry, never heard of her,” he said.

Smith took a sip of his beverage, then asked his follow up. “You’ve heard of Fairview?”

“Oh – yeah. Fancy old place full of fancy old people,” replied Rich, his hand still on the steering wheel.

“Pretty isolated though, isn’t it – no service that far out, right?”

“No, I, uh, my mom and I went there for a, uh, vacation. She was meeting her boyfriend from the Internet. I was mostly just walking around, bored. There was nothing to do, and I couldn’t even call anybody. It sucked.”

“I’ve been there, and I have to agree – it seems like a weird place for a woman to go alone. On the other hand, Meredith’s fiance, Robert, says he was in Vegas.” Mulligan retrieved some notes before continuing. “The messages arrived backwards, which was rough. It started with “I’m OK! I tan!” then, “He’s coming. Can hear him. Help mom fluffy.” and finally, “Mom and dad I’m so scared, migrant donut crazy, please send police.”

Rich’s eyes were wide.

“Whoa, that is pretty rough,” he replied.

“I’m playing a hunch,” said Smith. “Bob’s a tech guy, and he knows enough to take her to a place where her phone wouldn’t have service. He didn’t want her calling for help. Thing is, she obviously got away a few times in the dark, but, at some point, she dropped the cell.

“It’s funny how weird electronics are. Sometimes they’ll keel over in a drizzle, and sometimes you can forget them on a beach for a week, and they still work fine. I think that’s what happened, Rich. It wasn’t a fancy device, but one of those old warhorse phones whose battery chugged on forever – or, at least, long enough for you to get it back to civilization. It found service and launched its messages, but, not long after, I bet it died, and you didn’t have a charger.

“I spent a long while walking the grounds, asking if anyone had seen the rogue cell. I kept hoping one of the staff had found it, but no such luck. Eventually my only option was to head home.

“At the edge of Mass Acres – which, as you know, is really the first place with a bathroom along the highway – I stopped for gas and a decent burger.

“I was sitting in Mike Fry-son’s, nibbling at my lunch and taking in the main drag through my booth’s window, when I noticed the Golden Guys Pawn Emporium. Hard to miss it, really, considering the size of the yellow sign – right?

“Anyhow, I figured, what the hell, strolling another hundred feet ain’t going to kill me. Then, Shazam: Not only does Papa Golden remember you, he’s tagged the tape you’re on, and kept the license info he requested when you bought that ridiculous set of throwing stars. Trying to pawn the hotel’s silverware was a pretty low move, you can’t blame him for not wanting to touch the cell either.

“Funny thing is, lots of folks were looking for that phone. If you’d turned it in somewhere – the Fairview’s lost and found, even – I wouldn’t have had to spend the last few days wasting poor Meredith’s parents’ money. Actually, speaking of, they were covering the cost of the line to help their daughter save for her wedding, so technically you’re in possession of their stolen goods.

“I’d hate to ding you on such a petty matter. Maybe I’m just chasing a dead end, but I’ve been pretty lucky so far, and she might have taken some photos that weekend.”

Rich killed the engine and stepped from the car. He was sure he’d tossed the phone into his closet, as he’d done the same thing with every bit of flotsam his Mom yelled at him to clean up.

He smiled at the thought of the woman’s upcoming surprise: She couldn’t be too mad if he was fired, he was, after all, helping to solve a murder.

 

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FP225 – The Angler: a Blackhall Tale, Part 1 of 1

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode two hundred and twenty five.

Flash PulpTonight we present, The Angler: a Blackhall Tale, Part 1 of 1.

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Tonight, Thomas Blackhall, student of the occult and master frontiersman, awaits the arrival of a meal.

 

The Angler: a Blackhall Tale, Part 1 of 1

Written by J.R.D. Skinner & Opopanax
Art and Narration by Opopanax
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Thomas BlackhallAt the edge of White Creek, Miser Jenkins had taken up a hushed watch, with rod in hand. He’d spent the morning ignoring the fat flakes that drifted to the ground about him, as he knew that, despite the cold, the bass were just as in search of a meal as he.

The fisherman had acquired his stingy condition honestly, having had to save coin, and bread crusts, to pay for his passage to York. Thereafter, he’d simply never forgotten the habit, and his half-full wicker creel stood as testament to his persistence.

While allowing the fast moving stream to dance his bait, the old man had lost himself in consideration of the distances he’d come, but a fresh nibble at his line awoke him from his ruminations.

Patience, however, was Jenkins’ particular talent, and he held his position without excitement.

The sound of the flow running over the brook’s rocky protrusions remained steady, and a crow let his spectatorship be known from a nearby branch. Unflustered by the audience, and with only the slightest movement of his practiced hands, the miser gave his dead worm a tempting imitation life.

Finally, as an extravagant mound of snowy fluff touched upon the water’s surface and collapsed, the rod bent strongly, and the trap was sprung.

Seconds later Jenkins was triumphantly removing a wriggling specimen from his hook, and noting how, although no creek-catch is ever a feast in itself, this trophy seemed especially plump.

While still smiling, the victor turned and spotted a naked boy, some hundred feet away, staring downstream from the far bank. The newcomer’s eyes were wide, and his mouth down-turned.

The bald trees did nothing to hide the child’s tears from the crisp noonday sun.

“What ails you?” asked the fisherman.

The youth took a step backwards, setting a birch between himself and his interrogator.

Miser began a slow approach, speaking in reassuring tones, and gathering the opinion that the stripling was likely one of the Ojibwa encamped in the area. He did wonder, though, that he did not recognize the face, as he was on good terms with the locals of the tribe.

Then the weeping boy disappeared behind his thin barricade.

Curious, Jenkins bridged the stream at a point where three broad stones provided a hopping passage, and pressed on.

Upon arriving, he inspected the area, but could see no trace of the naked juvenile. The fallen leaves appeared undisturbed, and the water’s murmur covered any noises of flight.

Turning towards his basket, however, Miser was brought up short.

The boy was there, with both his hands wrapped around the satchel which contained Jenkins’ intended dinner. The angler once again set himself to hailing the stranger, but the lad’s pale bare-feet carried him rapidly into the woods.

“Hey now!” shouted Jenkins, his stride picking up fervency.

As he reached the site of his vigil, Miser caught a glimpse of bare shoulders ducking beyond a distant pine.

He gave chase.

The barren branches provided Jenkins visibility, but the grasping fingers also held back his thick coat, and snatched at his woolen hat. Twice he feared he’d lost the trail – on the first his transgressor’s nerve had broken, and he’d bolted from his hiding place beneath an evergreen, and, on the other, he’d simply caught sight of a leg as it topped a stone-pile.

Even in his indignant anger, as he climbed the second obstacle, Jenkins spared a thought for the pains the boy must be suffering, rag-less and under such duress. Between huffing exhalations, he resolved to share some of his bounty – once he’d beaten an apology out of the miscreant.

“Return my supper, you cheat,” shouted Jenkins, to no response.

Achieving the short summit, Miser was presented with an unexpected scene: The mouth of a cave was gaping some twenty feet away, and, at the midpoint between himself and the maw, a large dead stag lay rotting.

A pair of cedars stood as dying sentinels beside the opening, and, though it was expected that the season would be harsh for the timber, there was a discordance in the strained angles of their limbs which gave him pause.

Yet, though the shadowy cavern provided no better welcome, Jenkins was intent on his prize, and it stood as the likely hiding place upon the small plateau. He moved forward with a reluctant boot, but, before its twin could follow, the decaying deer appeared to burst.

The stranger rising from the gore-laden flap of animal hide was not what caused the majority of Miser’s concern, however – it was the lit dynamite, wrapped with gleaming wire, in the interloper’s grasp.

The rocky hollow gave a booming wail, to which the explosive-wielding man responded with a strong arm.

Even as the payload passed between the skewed cedars, the wide entrance shuttered itself, as if stone-lips slamming shut.

Before Miser could consider retreat, there was a rumble, then silence.

“I apologize for the surprise,” said the bomber, “I am Thomas Blackhall.”

“Jenkins, but you’ll pardon if I don’t shake your hand at the meeting, you seem to have some venison affixed to your forearm.”

“Apologies, as well, for my appearance. I’ve been lying within the foul beast for the last three nights, awaiting my opportunity.”

“Opportunity?”

“Aye,” replied Thomas, as he scraped rancid meat from his sleeve. “The hill fiend was wary, and only allowed itself to yawn wide as you approached. It had forgotten about my presence, I feel sure, but such creatures don’t grind their way across the landscape for millenia without some cunning. Whatever the case, the scattering of the binding about my munition ended its slow hunt – silver is noxious to the things.”

Jenkins found a stone, a good ways apart from the deer carcass, and took a seat.

“It is too much for me, sir,” he said, “and I must confess I do not quite understand.”

Thomas nodded.

“If you’d entered the cave, what you considered the roof would have rapidly descended, leaving you little more than a paste filling the gaps and crevices about the floor. Then, as the soil does, it would consume your remains over time, as your body naturally crumbled. Such is nearly what happened to my place of shelter. Although the stag did manage to escape, the ripping loss of his rear limbs was too much, and it was dead before long.”

“- but what of the boy?” asked Miser, with a rasp in his tone.

Blackhall retrieved a water-tight pouch from within his pockets, and began pinching tobacco into a fine rectangle of paper.

“A phantasm wrought by arcane instinct,” he replied. “For the stag it was a doe, for you, a thief; the right lure for the job. Return to your lost goods, they likely remain where you believe you left them.”

“What fiendish cunning!”

“It is interesting how often the need for sustenance teaches cleverness. I rather suspect it is the case that, in truth, it had no more intelligence than an arachnid spinning a web, and held no more malice than an angler upon a stream.”

 

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