Sunday Summary: Meat & Monsters
A reminder for Skinner Co. Employees: Cannibalism is NOT an option, no matter how long the meeting runs.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 17, 2011
Who 1st thought: "Let's smear bread with garlicky butter, then toast it"? I need a name, as I intend to lobby for a holiday in their honour.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 16, 2011
Why was everyone excited about the Grammys? I've been watching them since Sunday; all they do is knit, drink tea, and nod off for naps.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011
Skinner Co. will be holding mandatory cultural sensitivity training today, largely due to the fallout from the "Kung Fu Fighting" dance-off.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011
When I was a child, I loved Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Now, however, I am a man, and want Reese's Peanut Butter Mugs, or possibly Steins.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011
Idea: A catalogue of the world based on each nation's giant monster representative. Japan=Godzilla, America=Kong, Britain=Gorgo, etc.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 19, 2011
The English language requires more words for "meat."
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011
