Sunday Summary: Rapture & Remakes
Skinner Co. Staff: Project Mohill is due MONDAY. To avoid rapture-based delays, please ensure a Friday night of sinful orgiastic debauchery.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 20, 2011
What’s the cap on carry-on luggage for the rapture?
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 20, 2011
New project: Make a stereogram image that doesn’t resolve to anything. Hang it by desk. Talk to co-workers about how naughty it is.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 19, 2011
True Fact: Sometimes I write phrases simply to annoy @0popanax. (See: “semi-comatose slurpee sipping”.)
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 18, 2011
Taylor: A planet where horses evolved from men!? Dr. Neighus: Don’t look it in the mouth, you may not like what you find. #AmusingMyself
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 18, 2011
For your consideration: The critters in Critters are really just hooligan tribbles.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 18, 2011
If Norman Bates steps on a crack, does he break his own back?
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 20, 2011
Remakes: maybe it’s just me, but it somehow isn’t as effective if John Cusack/Lloyd Dobler is holding a blaring iPad over his head.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 20, 2011
I’ve changed too many diapers to ever lustfully call anyone “baby”.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 21, 2011
