Almost Too Honest, Subway
Took this phone cam picture at our local Subway the other day.
“Ehhh, it’s like a friggin’ mayonnaise type thing, know what I’m sayin’? A light dressing, sorta. Like an edible-petroleum-product kinda sauce?”
I was also pretty impressed with their follow up punch: admitting flat out that the “secret sub sauce” is just Zesty Italian.