Sunday Summary: A Day Late & A Pony Short
CNN Headline: “Gaga’s new album brings down Amazon” – frankly, I’m feeling a little bummed about it as well.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 28, 2011
“Oh, you’ll talk, Wonder,” he said, pushing down the toaster’s plunger. #Breakfast
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 28, 2011
Skinner Co. Staff: While we encourage your steampunk endeavours – during your personal time – dueling is prohibited on company property.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 26, 2011
Skinner Co. Staff: Our 20-story office is not a schoolyard – please stop asking Janitor Wilkins to retrieve your lost balls from the rooftop
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 25, 2011
Skinner Co. Staff: Despite the rumours, Bill from Maintenance wasn’t Raptured – he ruptured. His spleen, specifically. Please sign his card.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 24, 2011
You can have my coffee when you pry it from my warm, trembling, hands.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 27, 2011
“Call me MISTER Coffee.” – In The Heat Of The Java
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 25, 2011
“I have always depended on the kindness of coffee.” – A Mug Named Desire
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 25, 2011
Mr Eight snuck in a note; it addresses me as secret agent & includes diagrams for defeating “Operation: Metallic Man”. Well played, Monday.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 23, 2011
Considering undertaking some “poor man’s time travel”. (AKA: a nap.)
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 24, 2011
