Sunday Summary: Gnomish Climbers
Today marks the twentieth anniversary of the death of KITT, from Knight Rider, who was tragically killed in a Windows 3.1 upgrade crash.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 8, 2011
CNN.com: “Astronaut-climber: ‘I am not a risk taker'”. Obviously. If they were, they’d be climbing something taller than astronauts.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 8, 2011
GI Joe told us that “knowing was half the battle”, but he didn’t mention that the remainder involved years of police action and occupation.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 7, 2011
Skinner Co. Staff: Restructuring rumours are true – the various Feline Depts. (Blue/Red/etc.) will be merged into a new subsidiary, Voltron.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 7, 2011
Woke up suddenly yestereve. Glanced out window as I retrieved milk. Saw a fat raccoon being chased by a massive feral cat. Went back to bed.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 6, 2011
Skinner Co. Accounting, re: Tomorrow’s team building session. Rod Wu wasn’t being passive-aggressive – he died in his cubicle, 3 days ago.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 5, 2011
Skinner Co. Staff: The seminar on webinars will be held via teleconference – log-in info will be distributed via the pneumatic tube system.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 5, 2011
Skinner Co. Bioengineering Dept.: We appreciate that “two heads are better than one,” but you’ve begat an abomination that must be destroyed
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 4, 2011
