Huge Storms Always Happen
As a follow-up to my earlier post about the Ninja Turtles vs Kim Jong-il, I present the following state-produced musical interlude.
Note: when making my propaganda video, I demand the following ridiculous claims.
- When I shout, librarians applaud.
- If I stub my toe, the protruding table leg feels the pain on my behalf.
- When I nap, a new dwarf star is formed 3 light years from our galactic position, around which a planet is created filled with living versions of my dreams, only to be destroyed when I wake.
- You can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk.