CNN Asks: Jewel-Encrusted Albinos & Body Image
Occasionally CNN becomes entirely slack-jawed – at those times, I step in to assist.
Cancel that poor baby’s subscriptions to Cosmo and Vogue – popular media just gives them an unrealistic portrayal of infant body-shape.
Yes. Who are you, Matt?
Analysis? Chance to bash Iran? This sounds a lot like the US was on the receiving end of some zinger, and it only came up with a decent rejoinder after the moment had passed.
Iran: “Your capitalistic secularism has created long term instability in our region.”
US: “That’s what she said!”
Thanks for rubbing it in, CNN. I eagerly anticipate next week’s article: “Who’s buying a rocket-powered motorbike to jump over a string of fifty jewel-encrusted albinos, only to land in a pool filled with money? The rich.”
Pretty bad. It’s rumored in some circles that the iPad 2 camera spent most of the late-’80s helping run Baby Doc Duvalier’s regime in Haiti.