CNN Asks: Strange Rays
Now and again, CNN finds itself confused – on those occasions, I step in to provide some clarity.
CNN opens with a barrage, but, the truth is, the answers to the first two are clearly related to how often the person in question has experimented with the third.
I’m still up in the air – Nancy Grace sure seems convinced that he’s guilty though.
This isn’t a question, but, when I first saw the headline, I grew quite excited. The term “laser hooligans” immediately brought to mind a couple of mohawked punks using a high-powered beam to engrave smiley faces and Jolly Rogers into the bellies of 747s.
Of course, upon reading the article, I realized the error of my assumptions: The Laser Hooligans are just another gang that’s cropped up in the never-ending war for the West Side.
Yes. This one actually seems pretty self evident: It isn’t cheating if they’re just embracing themselves.