Mr. Bruce Jaws The Third

In the same way that a good horror tale should only be read while alone in the dark, Jaws 3 should be legally restricted to only broadcast on remote cable channels on slow Sunday afternoons.

Crud – what if once ‘3D’ TV finally does start selling there’s a rush for content and we’re all stuck repeatedly watching the third Friday the 13th movie or Jaws 3(-D)?

Jaws 3 3-DIf it makes the new Clash Of The Titans feel any better, these movies weren’t known for just being novelty films to satisfy a fad craving, they were also known for being terrible.

Also, the third dimension being terror may explain why the physics in Event Horizon were so buggered up.