Meet The New Future, Same As The Old Future

While waiting for the production crew to get their act together, I realized something:

Every famous musician or group with a high amount stylization ends up with a cover band.

Rhinestone jumpsuits, mop-top hair, and even white gloves worn with ridiculously over-zippered leather jackets  – these may be the hallmarks of today’s cover bands, but what of tomorrow’s?

How long until impersonators in pants-less Queen Elizabeth outfits start singing “Poker Face” to beer fueled crowds at small town Summerfests?

Like the young Elvis/old Elvis debate, will there be both pre- and post-crack Whitney Houston imitators?