The State Of The Playground
Kids these days may not have learned how to avoid the airborne spikes we used to call lawn darts, but they’ll definitely know how to kill and gut a hippopotamus. 
Kids these days may not have learned how to avoid the airborne spikes we used to call lawn darts, but they’ll definitely know how to kill and gut a hippopotamus.
I was going to make a Hungry Hungry Hippos joke, but scratch that, all I want to say is What the Hell?
I couldn’t even begin to guess.