In no way to honour my birthday, I thought I’d introduce a new feature to the site: Simple Answers To CNN’s Stupid Questions. All of these are found on today’s CNN front page.

Up front, the sport section hits us with a hat-trick:

Sport Section

  • Yes, and my vote is for Dame.
  • I know the remote is missing, but just get up and change it already.
  • This was no game, this was murder.



Social– with bats!

Thank you, good night!