Sunday Summary: The Waiting Game

Considering a bit of fiction in which the reanimated hand of Mark Twain wanders through modern culture slapping people. #HuckleberryFist

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) April 8, 2011

I wonder if Hawaiian eight-year-olds have Canadian themed birthday parties. Probably not.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) April 3, 2011

Dear CSI Miami Online-Store: Why don't you sell sunglasses wired up with tiny speakers? http://youtu.be/QoPWALM2riQ

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) April 7, 2011

Cheers, or a totalitarian regime? "You wanna go where people know, people are all the same – you wanna go where everybody knows your name."

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) April 6, 2011

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Seriously – my car is filthy and I don't think I can give you a ride to work anymore.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) April 5, 2011

This tweet is nothing but a distracting puff of smoke as I disappear. #I'mBatman

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) April 8, 2011