Sunday Summary: An Easterly Wind
Skinner Co. Staff: We regretfully declare Operation Sharkjaw a failure. Please return all bioengineered kittens to R&D, immediately.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 23, 2011
Don’t make me angry – you won’t like me when I’m angry. I get gassy.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 22, 2011
I understand why people are concerned about the future, but take heart: today’s children will likely never be aware of the film “Mannequin”.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 21, 2011
True Fact: Elvis invented the Double Down – although his original recipe involved two deep-fried turduckens. (Inspired by @bmj2k)
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 20, 2011
Despite all this talk of “tipping at windmills”, I’ve heard the Dutch still have terrible valet service.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 20, 2011
Dear television, Did you guys lose all of your tripods? Stop it with the shaky-cam. Sincerely, JRD
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 20, 2011
Times change. In Christine, it’s buyable that a supernatural ’58 Plymouth Fury turns to murder. Less convincing: an ’03 Chevy Impala.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 19, 2011
Skinner Co. employees: As fun as the 19-floor, 500 player, game of hide & seek was, not telling Hank, from QA, when it was done, wasn’t nice
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 19, 2011
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