Sunday Summary: Horse Feathers
Skinner Co. Employees: Please remember that the 19th floor’s escape pods are for management only.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 27, 2011
As I’m covered in youts, on a dozen occasions so far today I’ve had to use the age-old reply of “chicken butt”.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 25, 2011
Easter? I barely know’er! #NotEvenSureWhatThatMeans
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 24, 2011
“Horse Feathers” was coined by the same fellow who made up “Heebie Jeebies”. #seriously #GoogleIt http://instagr.am/p/DpKll/
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 28, 2011
Wow, is it already “crawl under the desk and hide”-o’clock?
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 27, 2011
Skinner Co. Employees: In case of apocalypse, please power down your computer fully before panicking and/or cannibalizing your workmates.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 28, 2011
Skinner Co. Mortuary Dept.: Take Your Child To Work Day is delayed until new waivers are drawn up for the “Mr. Robo-autopsy” beta period.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) April 30, 2011
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