Sunday Summary: The Nature of Nature
Skinner Co. Staff: Due to advances made by the Time Travel & Telephone Box R&D Dept., Friday’s deadlines have been moved to last Wednesday.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 13, 2011
I’m starting up a Canadian version of the BBC franchise; entitling it “Dr Whaaa?” He time travels in a Ford Fiesta. He has a robot beaver.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 15, 2011
People keep telling me to make every day count – I can barely get them to talk, much less teach them math.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 13, 2011
While Skinner Co. encourages webinars for training, an hour on chatroulette, in only a gorilla mask, does not count as “employee education”.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 14, 2011
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If rodents could lob lumber, quotas would be the least of my worries
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 14, 2011
Isn’t Veggie Tales just teaching children to empathize with the salad that I already have a tough time convincing then to eat?
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 16, 2011
Note to self: invent new condiment.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 15, 2011
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