Sunday Summary: The Future

Dear 1988-me: You wouldn’t believe it, but cyber-bots are hunting me over a global network of high powered computers. (I tweeted “iPod”.)
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 16, 2011
“Putting the baby down,” to me, sounds a little too close to “sending the baby to the glue factory.”
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 13, 2011
I’m pro cyborg-rights. Who am I to interfere with the marriage of Steve and EVE-359? #ProCyborg #CyborgsArePartlyPeopleToo
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 13, 2011

At some point in the future I hope to truthfully exclaim: “Only Japanese surf guitar can save us now!” http://youtu.be/WFLuKGuuojw
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 13, 2011
CNN.com: “Was the recession a good thing?” – I hope they ask the obvious follow up: “wasn’t it great when your grandma died?”
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 12, 2011
Things I’ve learned: You can’t use ‘maw’ and ‘jaw’ in the same sentence.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 12, 2011
Skinner Co. Mgmt: Floor ten’s portal to a realm of nameless horror does have an upside – it’s hard to litigate against things you can’t name
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 11, 2011

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