Now and again, CNN finds itself confused – on those occasions, I step in to provide some clarity.
Questions, Questions, Questions
CNN opens with a barrage, but, the truth is, the answers to the first two are clearly related to how often the person in question has experimented with the third.
What's the verdict on 'Potter'?I’m still up in the air – Nancy Grace sure seems convinced that he’s guilty though.
Jets targeted by 'laser hooligans'This isn’t a question, but, when I first saw the headline, I grew quite excited. The term “laser hooligans” immediately brought to mind a couple of mohawked punks using a high-powered beam to engrave smiley faces and Jolly Rogers into the bellies of 747s.
Of course, upon reading the article, I realized the error of my assumptions: The Laser Hooligans are just another gang that’s cropped up in the never-ending war for the West Side.
Do French women embrace cheaters? Yes. This one actually seems pretty self evident: It isn’t cheating if they’re just embracing themselves.
Based on the first three questions, it is clear that someone at cnn.com is going through a mid-life crisis.
If tomorrow’s page asks “why did my wife leave me?”, “should I try rogaine?”, and “what’s the point of it all?” we’ll know for sure.
Did Abe Simpson start editing CNN.com?
“- and a follow-up: Why are these kids on my lawn!?”
Ryan’s comment is why the comments need a “like” button.
Based on the first three questions, it is clear that someone at cnn.com is going through a mid-life crisis.
If tomorrow’s page asks “why did my wife leave me?”, “should I try rogaine?”, and “what’s the point of it all?” we’ll know for sure.
BREAKING NEWS: Why Me?
I would be a part of the laser hooligans, if they ever asked me to join.