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I’m fairly sure that life with a two year old is a pretty good simulation of life with a poltergeist.
I’m fairly sure that life with a two year old is a pretty good simulation of life with a poltergeist.
Speaking of things that are horrible – I had this idea pop into my head the other day, and I have yet to find some sort of use for it: Sky Leeches.
Swarms of buzzing sky leeches settling upon the land; clouds of them laying waste to cattle and poultry; black, sloppy hives hanging from eavestroughs.
Their natural predators? Possibly Air Pirates or The Great Polynesian Winged Turtle.
I ran across this bit of news, and my imagination found it entertaining to no end:
NEW ORLEANS — The whooping crane — one of the world’s most endangered birds and one of the first animals on the U.S. endangered list — could be back in Louisiana’s wetlands as early as February under a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service proposal.
The long-legged birds with the distinctive call haven’t lived in the wild in Louisiana since 1950. – Washington Examiner
“So?” I can already hear you saying, but the best part comes next:
Under the plan, young birds would be released in a pen in Vermilion Parish, about 125 miles west of New Orleans in Louisiana’s bayou country, after they are raised by people wearing shapeless white “crane suits.” – Washington Examiner
Now, I understand the reality of this situation is captured by the image above, but, when I first read this, I couldn’t help but grow giddy at the idea that furries in poorly made mascot costumes were out roaming the bayous of Louisiana attempting to feed Whooping Cranes.
That said, I’m not sure I’d want to eat anything being offered by the fellow below – to me that suit looks more like the prime candidate for a low budget slasher flick.
The Vengeance of CRANEHAND.
Last night, while doing some poking around the internets, I discovered something previously unknown to me:
The turkey vulture (Cathartes aura) of the Americas is one of the only bird species that has a sense of smell, which is utilized to find carrion – jrank.com
Seemed like sort of a neat fact, but little did I know I’d just stepped into a major avian controversy.
Some follow up research brought along this bit of info from Stanford:
There has been a long controversy over the degree to which vultures use odor to help them find food. Mostly the argument has been over whether sight or smell is more important, but it has also been suggested, by those with a flair for the absurd, that vultures listen for the noise of the chewing of carrion-feeding rodents or insects or even use an as yet undiscovered sense. Nonetheless, the sight-odor argument remains unsettled. While Turkey Vultures, for example, seem to have a good sense of smell, quite likely it is not good enough to detect the stench of decomposing food from their foraging altitudes. – Stanford
So is the idea that most birds can’t smell false as well?
There’s some confusion on the topic, and some interesting research:The sense of smell seems better developed in some avian groups than others. Kiwis, the flightless birds that are the national symbol of New Zealand, appear to sniff out their earthworm prey. […]
When they return at night from foraging in the Bay of Fundy, Leach’s Storm-Petrels appear to use odor to locate their burrows on forested Kent Island, New Brunswick. They first hover above the thick spruce-fir canopy before plummeting to the forest floor in the vicinity of their burrows. Then they walk upwind to them, often colliding with obstacles on the way- Stanford
Actually, all that plunging and colliding sounds a lot like my college days.
I wasn’t aware of this story until it jumped out at me from the CNN front page, so I apologize if I’m getting on the bandwagon late in the game, but –
It may seem silly to think a fellow like Jobs would be looking to acquire ninja stars, but I believe he’s the right age to have gone through that bleak period of North American history in which every “cool guy” bedroom had a set of shurikens, as ordered from the back of a magazine.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he spent no little time in his youth practicing with a homemade set of nunchucks while staring at a Farrah Fawcett poster.
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Personally, I’ll stick with the classic ThinkGeek product, the Ninja Star Coat Hook.
I’m sure everyone remembers the scene in the original Matrix film in which Theodore Logan is injected with the knowledge of how to perform kung fu.
It wasn’t the first time science fiction has flashed information into someone’s brain – heck, it wasn’t even Keanu’s first time, as you may recall if you happened to be one of the ten people to see Johnny Mnemonic – and, given humanity’s tendency to seek out the laziest possible solution, I’m sure it won’t be the last.
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It may not happen in my lifetime, but I do actually believe we’ll one day master a method to upload knowledge directly, and it raises a number of odd social considerations.
What will school-age children do when summer vacation extends all year long? (Or maybe 10 minutes a morning, while they sync that day’s lessons?)
Will universities transition entirely to research & development for the public good?
What happens at the site of a flood/earthquake/tsunami/hurricane/war if the Red Cross or Crescent can inject the survivors with advanced medical and survival knowledge?
Do job positions that depend heavily on learned processes, like clerical work, become as disposable as McDonald’s employees if those processes can be implanted in a ten minute “training session”?
Dear Young Ladies Of Every Social Network,
You don’t need to lean forward in photos – modern cameras are perfectly capable of capturing an image even at your full height.
Thank you,
The Management
The evil geniuses over at Georgia Tech have created something new to fear:
“We have developed algorithms that allow a robot to determine whether it should deceive a human or other intelligent machine and we have designed techniques that help the robot select the best deceptive strategy to reduce its chance of being discovered,” said Ronald Arkin, a Regents professor in the Georgia Tech School of Interactive Computing. – Physorg
Also, the robot will insist you look great in those pants, that it’ll be home right on time, and that it loves only you, baby.
It’s interesting that we’re slowly working on combat strategies – I wonder if we’ll see a home-version that can keep the kids busy playing hide and seek.
William Shatner’s Weird or What? is basically In Search Of…, as conducted from Shatner’s couch.