Sunday Summary: One-Eyed Vampire Hunter
Anytime anyone starts a statement with “It looks like it would be a nice day for..” I can’t help but mentally end it with “A WHITE WEDDING.”
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 25, 2011
Been sequestered in sub-basement w/ the dogs & Mr Eight. Mole-men lurking in shadows – may interrupt ladies’ cocktails w/ terrified screams.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 25, 2011
The moment this work day is done I’m jumping through one of these office windows on a motorbike and making a run for freedom.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 24, 2011
Who MD: Matt Smith is a rare disease doctor. His 1st diagnosis is always wrong, but dead patients get a 2nd chance via the Tardis.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 24, 2011
True Blood Grit: In which Jeff Bridges plays a one-eyed vampire hunter who chases down undead-folk who can’t keep their clothing on.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 24, 2011
Life in an RPG: How would you feel if a wispy looking fellow burst into your house, ransacked your cutlery drawer, then grabbed your wallet?
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 22, 2011
CNN Headline: “Demi and ‘Nepal’s Stolen Children'” – at least Winona stuck to simple shoplifting when her career started taking a dive.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 21, 2011
Given the number of things I need to do today, my soundtrack is less “Chariots of Fire” and more “Benny Hill Theme”
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 21, 2011
Enjoying forcing the eights to carry me around in a palanquin.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 19, 2011
Good morning! Have you had enough coffee!? I HAVE.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 23, 2011
