Sunday Summary: Ideas

Dr. Who product idea: Tardis Ale – it’s 2 liters of beer in a 375 ml bottle.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 31, 2011
Snooki: that’s the British version of pool, right?
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 31, 2011
CNN Headline: “How college fails us” – my understanding was that they did it by first making us do tests, then grading those tests harshly.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 4, 2011
Skinner Co. R&D Staff: Project Moonjuice biochemists, please report to observation room 948a. Shipping Dept.: Free grape drink in room 948b!
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 3, 2011
I need an extra arm, so that I might hold a third coffee.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 3, 2011
Skinner Co. Staff: Remember; the red line is for shipping, scarlet is for receivables, guests follow crimson, & rose indicates a fire hazard
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 2, 2011
Stomach bug – strong enough that, if this were the fifties, I’d accuse it of being a communist plot and convene a congressional committee.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 2, 2011
New, from Skinner Co.: Nap-in-a-can! Coworkers too loud? There’s a can for that! Don’t think of it as chloroform – think of it as chloroFUN!
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 31, 2011
Skinner Co. Staff: Performance reviews begin Friday – please clearly label any cash-filled envelopes that you happen to forget in my office.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 30, 2011
Just realized that these rarely-worn shoes make a great drumming sound on this flooring. Rest of office is less enthused with my discovery.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) May 30, 2011

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