Onward To Adventure and Gamy Meat
The new plan:
I’m going to lash together a number of office chairs, re-engineer some hockey sticks, and build myself a land-raft.
Then it’s off to live the life of a modern voyageur, roaming the highways and byways, scooping up roadkill for their pelts.
I should be able to sell the furs, and any rogue hubcaps I find, to meet my needs: food, WD-40 for the casters, and maybe a tarp for the rainy season.