Sunday Summary: Thanksgiving & Other Debate Nights

Guys! Guys! I found the change we've been eternally promised by politicians! It was between the couch cushions.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) October 4, 2012

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon – when’s the swimsuit portion of the program? #Barackini #2012Debate

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) October 4, 2012

People often complain about the modern lack of jet packs, but what of all of the ceiling-dancing we were promised in the ‘80s?

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) October 4, 2012

CNN Headline: "Kellogg's recalls Mini-Wheats" – Huh. I remember a great bowl of Franken Berries, but I'm not bragging about it to the press.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) October 12, 2012

The turkey, the turkey – somewhere Big Bird is pouring out part of a 40 in honour of the meal I just devastated.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) October 8, 2012

I feel like everything I’ll ever need to know about Colorado & Utah’s history I learned from last night’s viewing of Cannibal! The Musical.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) October 7, 2012

In the ruins of an abandoned blog I find a goodbye that reads like a suicide note – it is the last post published, and has no comments.

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) October 4, 2012

Heading into the word-hole like I’m Indiana Jones in a mine cart. #amwriting

— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) October 10, 2012