CNN Asks: Thoughts You Thought You Knew
CNN’s front-page sometimes finds itself up against the hard questions – on those occasions, I step in to help.
- Diabetes once slapped a woman for cutting ahead of it in line to see the Tron sequel.
- Diabetes likes to hang out on highway overpasses and pee on passing vehicles.
- Diabetes once tested Paul Atreides with “the box”.
- Diabetes shot a man in reno, rushed him to the hospital, had him stitched up, brought him flowers, drove him home, then shot him a second time, just to watch him die.
- Diabetes steps on all the cracks, and secretly wishes it WOULD break its mother’s back.
Think you know about diabetes? Think again.

Personally, I find them all pretty mockable.
I find this sort of use and abuse of service staff pretty deplorable – just because you might encounter some poor maid napping in a hotel hallway doesn’t mean you can send her over sideways like some Wisconsinite farm-boy toppling a sleeping cow.
LoL! SO funny. Especially the “diabetes” one. I’m still giggling.
Totally. “Diabetes once slapped a woman for cutting ahead of it in line to see the Tron sequel” has so much going for it I really don’t know where to start.
Thanks – the diabetes joke was really the one that finally inspired me to return to this feature.