Sunday Summary: Secret Tongues
Summer upside: room temperature coffee is actually still pretty warm.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) July 2, 2011
Skinner Co. Staff – Re: Salary Increases. A video montage showcasing how hard you work is unlikely to persuade management.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 30, 2011
CNN.com: “Turtles shut down runway at JFK” – not adding: “Crews may be hours in clearing obstructing pizza crusts, ninja robot wreckage.”
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 30, 2011
CNN Headline: “Nebraska plant: We’re not Fukushima” – For example, the sushi in Nebraska is terrible.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 28, 2011
Skinner Co. : The 15th floor’s gravity is malfunctioning – as per “L. Richie v. Skinner Co.”, please avoid humming “Dancing On The Ceiling”
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 28, 2011
“Cat got your tongue?” is a cute question until you’ve got to ask it to a mangled lion tamer.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 27, 2011
CNN Headline: “France’s secret weapon: Video games” – it makes more sense when combined with their secret defense: “France’s mom’s basement”
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 27, 2011
Today in 1987: Burger King concludes its “have it your way” ad campaign after Jeffrey Dahmer steps up to a Milwaukee franchise’s counter.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 27, 2011
“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes your doctor mandates a stay in a federal mental health institution.”
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 27, 2011
I love progress, but this much is true: my grandfather never had to run about like a panicked bonobo to locate his phone.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 27, 2011
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