Category: goo brain

Mr. Bruce Jaws The Third

In the same way that a good horror tale should only be read while alone in the dark, Jaws 3 should be legally restricted to only broadcast on remote cable channels on slow Sunday afternoons.

Crud – what if once ‘3D’ TV finally does start selling there’s a rush for content and we’re all stuck repeatedly watching the third Friday the 13th movie or Jaws 3(-D)?

Jaws 3 3-DIf it makes the new Clash Of The Titans feel any better, these movies weren’t known for just being novelty films to satisfy a fad craving, they were also known for being terrible.

Also, the third dimension being terror may explain why the physics in Event Horizon were so buggered up.

Farmville

I don’t actually play the game, but I’ve spent enough time looking over the shoulders of loved ones to develop a theory.

Have you ever seen those pictures of spider webs after the builders have been exposed to various drugs?Frankly, all this proves is that spiders aren't people.Farmville is a lot like those spider webs, or maybe a Rorschach test. Driven people will have a huge, neatly ordered field with a tiny corner set aside for living arrangements, creative types lose the drive to constantly yield big crops but will have a lot of green space and fancy extras, chronic hoarders will end up with a mish-mash nightmare landscape of tightly packed dairy animals and seasonal decorations crammed in the shadows of unusable barns, etc.

Scary Tale

During my illness I stumbled across this one page story from Scary Tales No. 41 (Charlton Comics, Nov. ’83).  I found the gag clever enough that I’ve scanned the whole thing in to share.

There were no art or writing credits that I could find, although the penciling looks familiar.

Make Me A Star, Scary Tales

You can click the image to view a slightly larger version.