A scan from World at War #35, from 1982:
You can click the ad page to see a larger version – I’m going to insist any future advice I give is endorsed by “The Head Psychiatrist”.
I wonder how many Saturdays I’ve spent setting up the various versions of the Windows operating system.
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BMW Marketing people, please don’t show me a lightsaber and then try to sell me a ginsu – it may be a fine knife, but no amount of transposition is going to make me think it’s a lightsaber.
It’s tough to get a crazy organization off the ground these days.
During the evenings we watch Letterman from a station out on the coast, one of the last bastions of broadcast crazy. It has no commercials, just loud bouncy music videos that I’ve long suspected were chosen by the owner’s 14 year old niece.
More interestingly however, the station is one of the few in Canada that maintains a 24 hour broadcast without playing paid infomercials. This is like a blank canvas to crazy.
Nowadays the hours may be filled with “specials” featuring, among other things, Stirling’s metaphysical thoughts, his interviews with likes of the late Newfoundland premier Joey Smallwood and conspiracy theorist David Icke, a “Computer Animation Festival”, various features or animations starring Stirling-created superheroes such as Captain Atlantis and Captain Canada, extended (sometimes all-night) tributes to the late Elvis Presley and John F. Kennedy, and other programs that are truly miscellanea. Stirling once stated during a “fireside chat” that he’s against abortion in China because those aborted babies could have grown up to become NTV viewers.
Other topics seen on the late night NTV programming schedule relate to Stirling’s interests in eastern mysticism, as well as intestinal health, Unidentified Flying Objects, crop circles and the pyramids. Mr. Sterling has been known to telephone master control from a remote location and order that a particular favorite program immediately preempt current programming, or that a particular effect be applied to the screen by the technician. Often multiple videos would be “layered” over each other, with unusual results. While things like this tend to anger viewers, Geoff Stirling’s eclectic programming has its cult following. – Wikipedia
Mr Stirling does have a website, but it doesn’t see much updating.
About how lunar rovers work, the emphasis is mine:
Below them the rover’s four wheels are each made of two aluminum frames (an inner and outer frame), while the tires themselves are made of galvanized piano wire mesh with titanium chevron treads. – HowStuffWorks
Eat it, Vin Diesel.
Considering the upcoming Drive-In Theater season got me thinking about this odd chain:
Captain America II – Death Too Soon (1979)
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Captain America (1990)
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and Captain America (2011)
The best part about this image is that I can only read those last two lines as if delivered by an over-eager voice actor dubbing an old Mexican film.
It’s Friday, and my brain is sliding out my right ear.
It’s a great nation, it’s just too bad I have to share it with so many idiots. These two posts basically sum up why I don’t join facebook groups, and also why anyone engaging in political discussion on facebook needs to take a nap and maybe invest in an education.
I don’t mean to be a jerk, but: did Corey Haim die, or did he just succumb to the inevitable? We’ve turned out a pretty solid generation of young stars who eventually grow into their gaunt faces and crack teeth. Next it’ll be Aaron Carter, Tara Reid, or maybe one of the Culkins.
If “Child Celebrity” was an invasive microbe we’d be seeing kids in front of grocery stores with pledge sheets and charity chocolate bars attempting to raise money to cure or curb it – if it were a geographic location we’d be seeing Sunday afternoon commercials featuring on-location shots, asking us to sponsor a former B-level Mickey Mouse Club member.
We certainly glorify combatants – I think we can all name a few generals, a wrestler or two, some famous action movie heroes – we’ve got the Fight part of Fight-or-Flight covered, but we seem to put a lot less emphasis on that second half.
Most of the runners I can think of are more about infamy than excellence: Jim Fixx, mostly remembered because of his death; Ben Johnson, infamous cheater; that poor bugger Pheidippides, of Marathon fame, keeling over at the end of his run (and do they name it the 25k Pheidippides? No.)
Even the intensely fast Jesse Owens seems to be mostly remembered for sticking it to the Nazis, not his four gold medals & race barrier breaking deal with Adidas.
A grainy snap from my iPhone:
I’m sure “Fishing Just For Kids.com” is a perfectly pleasant affair, and not at all the pedophile haven this sharpie-on-scrounged-cardboard advertisement would have you believe.