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Sheen goes in. Sheen goes out. You can't explain it.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 4, 2011
"We must become the change we want to see in the world." – Pod-leader, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers #adage
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 5, 2011
There's a certain age at which any blanket-fort occupied by more than one child is going to turn into a Thunderdome.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 27, 2011
Skinner Co. staff: Despite the rumor, Dino-Riders was a great cartoon, & nothing more. Also, the R&D Dept is for authorized personnel ONLY.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 1, 2011
Just had to drag two stories out into the alley – hated to do it, but they'd done me wrong. Pour a venti out in remembrance.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 2, 2011
Reese Witherspoon once fed a body, in spoon-sized portions, to the pack of feral chihuahuas she keeps in her basement. /cc @videosawyer
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 28, 2011
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is Jon Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox. #SayAnything
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 28, 2011
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A reminder for Skinner Co. Employees: Cannibalism is NOT an option, no matter how long the meeting runs.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 17, 2011
Who 1st thought: "Let's smear bread with garlicky butter, then toast it"? I need a name, as I intend to lobby for a holiday in their honour.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 16, 2011
Why was everyone excited about the Grammys? I've been watching them since Sunday; all they do is knit, drink tea, and nod off for naps.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011
Skinner Co. will be holding mandatory cultural sensitivity training today, largely due to the fallout from the "Kung Fu Fighting" dance-off.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011
When I was a child, I loved Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Now, however, I am a man, and want Reese's Peanut Butter Mugs, or possibly Steins.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011
Idea: A catalogue of the world based on each nation's giant monster representative. Japan=Godzilla, America=Kong, Britain=Gorgo, etc.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 19, 2011
The English language requires more words for "meat."
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011
