Category: Sunday Summary

Sunday Summary: John Wayne's Hat & Flame Wars

Beast

Sheen’s funny now, but wait till your scouring the fridge for a midnight snack and his skeleton jumps out of the freezer screaming for meth.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) March 8, 2011

Random household objects that make people feel uncomfortable: a coat hanger in a baby’s crib.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) March 12, 2011

John Wayne’s hat, in The Searchers, is large enough to rear a sizable herd of sheep on. #TCM

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) March 11, 2011

Flowers

Mad Magazine: the intergenerational lowest common denominator.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) March 10, 2011

Retro-nostalgia product of the future: genetically engineered Mogwai

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) March 9, 2011

One day, hushed crowds may sing hymns about the great flame-wars of 1997. They’ll open with a WTF, and “your mom” will be the affirmation.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) March 10, 2011

My perpetual staring contest with Winter.

Sunday Summary: Body Snatchers & Remembrance

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Slow Thaw

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Breakfast with the kids

Sunday Summary: History Shows, Monsters, Pilots

Vet chart indicating where to find the good cuts of meat.

Trapped in the middle of an arms race – to determine who can be the most unintentionally gross – between the baby faction and the dog bloc.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 22, 2011

CGI has done a lot for history shows, but they still haven’t quite escaped the curse of spirit-gummed beards.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 26, 2011

Sardines

I’d be a lot more willing to deal with today’s problems if they were accompanied by Bugs Bunny-style sound effects.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 25, 2011

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass… it’s about raising your man-made monster into the rain and waiting for lightning. #adage

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 23, 2011

Sunday Summary: Meat & Monsters

A reminder for Skinner Co. Employees: Cannibalism is NOT an option, no matter how long the meeting runs.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 17, 2011

Who 1st thought: “Let’s smear bread with garlicky butter, then toast it”? I need a name, as I intend to lobby for a holiday in their honour.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 16, 2011

Why was everyone excited about the Grammys? I’ve been watching them since Sunday; all they do is knit, drink tea, and nod off for naps.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011

Skinner Co. will be holding mandatory cultural sensitivity training today, largely due to the fallout from the “Kung Fu Fighting” dance-off.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011

When I was a child, I loved Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Now, however, I am a man, and want Reese’s Peanut Butter Mugs, or possibly Steins.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011

Idea: A catalogue of the world based on each nation’s giant monster representative. Japan=Godzilla, America=Kong, Britain=Gorgo, etc.

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 19, 2011

The English language requires more words for “meat.”

— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) February 15, 2011

Creepy CPR Baby